Michael Jones

Irritable Bowel Syndrome | Longwood ‘19 | Hate Bullies | Never Root For Injuries | Be Nice!

[Michael Jones @MichaelJon40547]

Getting follows from porn accounts!! Love where my account is heading!
#freepalestine

[Michael Jones @MichaelJon40547]

Venable not letting his starters ride is so bush. These relievers get paid nothing all year and then have to carry these teams through the post season.

I know it’s an oddly correct take from me but I’m not wrong. Pay the relievers if you’re gonna ride them all post season

[Michael Jones @MichaelJon40547]

Very upset to see Dart go down. Excited for Jameis to step in. I know he wishes it was under different circumstances and hopes for a speedy recovery for Dart. #famous

[Michael Jones @MichaelJon40547]

@jimmyjohns just wanted to let you guys know I chose you over @jerseymikes today. I enjoy J Mikes substantially more, but you guys always live up to your “freaky fast” slogan and I was in a rush to get back to the job site.

[Michael Jones @MichaelJon40547]

Pooper rush blows

[Michael Jones @MichaelJon40547]

Happy witching hour to all those who celebrate!

[Michael Jones @MichaelJon40547]

Saleh is a fucking clown show

[Michael Jones @MichaelJon40547]

Not much to comment on this game! Well coached game!

[Michael Jones @MichaelJon40547]

Bad news bullies!! I’m back

[Michael Jones @MichaelJon40547]

@cjonespga Did you watch?

[Michael Jones @MichaelJon40547]

@DerekHayne56813 Watch the game you fucking idiot

[Michael Jones @MichaelJon40547]

@mobradley24 You didn’t watch the game

[Michael Jones @MichaelJon40547]

Zyn rewards should be like chipotle rewards

[Michael Jones @MichaelJon40547]

It’s ridiculous how many people don’t know how a roundabout works. However, when everyone involved does, they’re way better than a 4 way stop!

#endiranconflict

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@jwatworshipper Shut your bitch ass up

[Michael Jones @MichaelJon40547]

Kalik Skubal only went one for me. Bringing in Michelob Lorenzen now. Hoping he eats some innings for me

[Michael Jones @MichaelJon40547]

@BarstoolBigCat @PFTCommenter I’m a premium Barnes and noble member and have pre ordered @PardonMyMeme

[Michael Jones @MichaelJon40547]

Can’t believe I slept on the Olympics this long. So cool to see masters of their craft!

[Michael Jones @MichaelJon40547]

Drake maye is getting his stool pushed in

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If This video doesn’t get you hyped for #Bears football idk what will #dabears