MJP

[MJP @michaeljpiazza]

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[MJP @michaeljpiazza]

@FoolishBB Matt LeCroy or gfy

[MJP @michaeljpiazza]

yo @CMo_27 who they have impersonating you here?

[MJP @michaeljpiazza]

@PeteMacKool Thanks big dawg!

[Mike Trout Stats @TroutSlashLine]

Red Sox @ Angels (Bottom of the 4th):
Home Run (12)
Distance: 396 ft
Exit Velocity: 104.4 mph
Launch Angle: 33°

1 for 3, 1 HR, 1 R, 2 RBI in the game
.276/.365/.530, 12 HR on the year
.302/.413/.586, 363 HR in his career
Career OPS: .999085

[Mike Trout Stats @TroutSlashLine]

Angels @ Orioles (Top of the 3rd):
Home Run (10)
Distance: 408 ft
Exit Velocity: 110.4 mph
Launch Angle: 24°

1 for 2, 1 HR, 1 R, 2 RBI in the game
.278/.366/.525, 10 HR on the year
.302/.413/.586, 361 HR in his career
Career OPS: .999281

[Mike Trout Stats @TroutSlashLine]

Angels @ Orioles (Top of the 4th):
Home Run (9)
Distance: 396 ft
Exit Velocity: 107.9 mph
Launch Angle: 31°

1 for 2, 1 HR, 1 R, 1 RBI in the game
.277/.363/.509, 9 HR on the year
.302/.413/.585, 360 HR in his career
Career OPS: .998801

[Mike Trout Stats @TroutSlashLine]

Angels @ Cardinals (Top of the 9th):
Home Run (8)
Distance: 367 ft
Exit Velocity: 98.5 mph
Launch Angle: 30°

1 for 4, 1 HR, 2 R, 1 RBI in the game
.296/.388/.583, 8 HR on the year
.303/.414/.587, 358 HR in his career
Career OPS: 1.001238

[MJP @michaeljpiazza]

Fuck you @yungjoc650

[Mike Trout Stats @TroutSlashLine]

Angels @ Brewers (Top of the 9th):
Home Run (7)
Distance: 405 ft
Exit Velocity: 100.7 mph
Launch Angle: 25°

3 for 4, 2 HR, 2 R, 5 RBI in the game
.320/.408/.612, 7 HR on the year
.303/.415/.588, 357 HR in his career
Career OPS: 1.002269

[Mike Trout Stats @TroutSlashLine]

Angels @ Brewers (Top of the 8th):
Home Run (6)
Distance: 428 ft
Exit Velocity: 106.2 mph
Launch Angle: 25°

2 for 3, 1 HR, 1 R, 3 RBI in the game
.314/.403/.578, 6 HR on the year
.303/.415/.587, 356 HR in his career
Career OPS: 1.001519

[Mike Trout Stats @TroutSlashLine]

Royals @ Angels (Bottom of the 6th):
Home Run (5)
Distance: 389 ft
Exit Velocity: 100.6 mph
Launch Angle: 29°

2 for 3, 1 2B, 1 HR, 1 R, 1 RBI in the game
.320/.433/.613, 5 HR on the year
.303/.415/.588, 355 HR in his career
Career OPS: 1.002554

[Mike Trout Stats @TroutSlashLine]

Royals @ Angels (Bottom of the 5th):
Home Run (4)
Distance: 425 ft
Exit Velocity: 107.1 mph
Launch Angle: 35°

2 for 3, 1 HR, 1 R, 3 RBI in the game
.314/.435/.571, 4 HR on the year
.303/.415/.587, 354 HR in his career
Career OPS: 1.001973

[MJP @michaeljpiazza]

@PeteMacKool Dude’s limbs were longer than the lines at Cedar Point

[Mike Trout Stats @TroutSlashLine]

Blue Jays @ Angels (Bottom of the 5th):
Home Run (3)
Distance: 427 ft
Exit Velocity: 109.4 mph
Launch Angle: 23°

1 for 2, 1 BB, 1 HR, 2 R, 3 RBI in the game
.360/.543/.800, 3 HR on the year
.303/.415/.588, 353 HR in his career
Career OPS: 1.003670

[Mike Trout Stats @TroutSlashLine]

Blue Jays @ Angels (Bottom of the 1st):
Home Run (2)
Distance: 441 ft
Exit Velocity: 112.3 mph
Launch Angle: 32°

1 for 1, 1 HR, 1 R, 2 RBI in the game
.400/.586/.800, 2 HR on the year
.303/.416/.589, 353 HR in his career
Career OPS: 1.004304

[MJP @michaeljpiazza]

@RTNBA And the game was over in the third fuckin’ quarter 😂

[Mike Trout Stats @TroutSlashLine]

Angels @ Athletics (Top of the 5th):
Home Run (1)
Distance: 434 ft
Exit Velocity: 109.1 mph
Launch Angle: 27°

3 for 3, 1 2B, 1 HR, 1 R, 2 RBI in the game
.400/.500/.900, 1 HR on the year
.303/.415/.588, 351 HR in his career
Career OPS: 1.002685

[MJP @michaeljpiazza]

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[MJP @michaeljpiazza]

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