michaelkhensley

A strangely uninteresting individual.

[michaelkhensley @michaelkhensley]

Time for the periodic disclaimer that most of my tweets are left-leaning political takes or Computer Software QA info/opinions and are therefore boring and possibly infuriating to some. In my honest opinion you should probably not follow me.

[Bob Hutton @HerecomesDrBob]

The Kentucky general assembly is fixing to gut higher ed using pre-fab legislation copy/pasted from a right wing think tank.

https://t.co/MaAIAGV1jY

[Lakota Man @LakotaMan1]

The only people in the press who have been brave enough to ask that fucking pervert Trump the tough questions have been women.

Trump fear’s strong, opinionated women.

Because he’s a misogynistic coward.

[Noah Smith 🐇🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼 @Noahpinion]

Professors: This is the real long-term threat to your jobs, not AI.

[Senator Heidi Campbell @Campbell4TN]

Antithesis of conservative- stupid, greedy, and tragic!

[Hesse Philosophy @HermannHessed]

“A man sees in the world what he carries in his heart.”

— Goethe

[michaelkhensley @michaelkhensley]

@HerecomesDrBob It doesn't. This would appear to me to be a misinterpretation by carpetbaggers.

[Aurora @CitizenScreen]

Jackie Robinson made his Major League debut at first base for the Brooklyn Dodgers at Ebbets Field on April 15, 1947. He was the first Black player in the #MLB in the modern era. #Baseball #JackieRobinsonDay #OnThisDay

[The Tennessee Holler @TheTNHoller]

The only way to get a sense of how detached from reality and full of shit our president is now is to watch a full interview- unfortunately most people would rather claw their eyes out, understandably.

[The Serfs (youtube.com/theserftimes) @theserfstv]

SNL UK is absolutely putting its American counterpart to shame dear lord

[michaelkhensley @michaelkhensley]

@HerecomesDrBob I have one also that I think came from my great aunt Margaret's home. From back when they made things to last.

[michaelkhensley @michaelkhensley]

@HerecomesDrBob I hope they find him in contempt of court.

[Jerri Green @Jerri_M_Green]

Republicans want to paint a horror story about Memphis to cover up the fact that they’re the reason crime shot up in the first place.

When they passed the law to allow guns in cars to be stored unsafely without consequences, Memphis became #1 in the nation for guns stolen out of cars. Chattanooga became #2.

That’s not an accident. Before that law was passed, Memphis had a couple hundred guns stolen out of cars a year—then it shot up to thousands.

When we tried to put measures on the ballot to allow our city to keep guns out of the wrong hands and keep weapons of war off our streets, Speaker Cameron Sexton threatened to take away our sales taxes.

The ballot measures passed by 80%. That’s NRA-card toting residents and non gun-owners alike. The legislature still insists that guns run rampant on our streets.

Because they won’t let us rein in gun violence, I started a free gun lock program to ensure more guns were stored safely. In the two years since we started that program, guns stolen out of cars went down 25%. Violent crime also went down 25%. All before the national guard came.

Yet Trump, Governor Bill Lee, and my opponent Senator Marsha Blackburn come into Memphis to say they’ve saved the day. No, Democrats like me found a way to take care of our community in SPITE of your asinine gun laws.

Republicans don’t care if school shootings, gun violence, and accidental gun deaths continue. Democrats are the party who are doing the work to keep our communities safe. Those are the facts.

6 of the 10 safest states in the U.S. are led by Democratic governors. Maybe we should try something different.

[michaelkhensley @michaelkhensley]

Fee. Bribe.
Do words even mean anything anymore?

[The Kobeissi Letter @KobeissiLetter]

BREAKING: The Trump Administration will receive a $10 billion fee for brokering the sale of TikTok, per WSJ.

[michaelkhensley @michaelkhensley]

Like the stupid criminal character in the detective series, just make them comfortable and let them talk long enough and they end up incriminating themselves.

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

Wait let him cook

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

Iowa farmer: This fertilizer shortage is going to affect everybody. It could lead to a decrease in yields. If you look at that countrywide, corn, soybeans, cotton, rice, that will increase prices. It's gonna be a train wreck for consumers.

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

This is like watching Trump bankrupt a casino in real time. Except this time we are the casino.

[(((Charles Fishman))) 💧 @cfishman]

Just a reminder that the one guy who is single-handedly tanking the global economy by doubling the market price of oil is also the one guy who insisted on increasing US dependence on fossil fuel by canceling arrays of US solar and wind projects that were already under way.

[michaelkhensley @michaelkhensley]

@adrianmckinty "There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics."

[Food City @FoodCity]

Cereal for dinner is still valid 🥣 #NationalCerealDay

[Steve Martin @UnrealBluegrass]

@MollyJongFast @ItsReallyWendy Everytime Pete Hegseth speaks a drunk angel wrecks their 4- wheeler.