michael

my tweets aren’t as funny as my vines were sorry to disappoint.

[michael @michaelktweets]

🌽: why did the tomato blush

🍅: why

🌽: because he saw the salad dressing

🍅: lol

🍇: I just had surgery

[michael @michaelktweets]

the way b*te flopped 😭

[michael @michaelktweets]

I wonder how they’re doing today

[michael @michaelktweets]

secured the @ michaelk on byte yup

[michael @michaelktweets]

@MovieManny LMAO ik it got completely erased from my mind until I saw it on my tl

[michael @michaelktweets]

do y’all remember selfiec...

[michael @michaelktweets]

if anyone finds a MacBook Pro that has vine stickers on it that’s mine don’t ask how I lost it... help

[michael @michaelktweets]

@2spooky4us yes

[michael @michaelktweets]

omg I just remembered when I got self conches and deleted a vine that had over 100k likes because I thought it was stupid 😭

[michael @michaelktweets]

i need a new hit tweet omfg I’m a flop now 😭 https://t.co/pFy8ig1hNv

[michael @michaelktweets]

me when people at school would go through my vine account right in front of me

[michael @michaelktweets]

me illegally downloading sony Vegas onto my laptop so I could edit vines when I was 14 https://t.co/7ytVYjB6uu

[michael @michaelktweets]

@JAYVERSACE ikr

[michael @michaelktweets]

@HOMOSEXUALIZING

[michael @michaelktweets]

please like this tweet

[michael @michaelktweets]

(Sh)e’s Br(o)k(e)n

[michael @michaelktweets]

me trying to come up with a funny tweet before everyone unfollows me and hates me

[michael @michaelktweets]

me: :(

my cat: (^._.^)ﾉ

me: :)

[. @blunts4dessert]

nobody:

mr. krabs: