Mike

[JennyPup 🏳️‍⚧️ 🎃 🪾 @JennyPupDeath]

In America the president threatens you with healthcare

[Anthony DiBona @DiBonaNFL]

Live look at Zach Ertz returning to the Eagles:

[Frank Cianfrani @FrankCianfrani]

Will die for my country of Philadelphia/Mt. Holly WFO.

[Lynette Ntuli @MsNtuli]

Never disturb a toddler in this moment! Don’t help. Don’t suggest. Observe. A capable problem solver is in training and development.

[p. @paola_m41]

I lived through Chip Kelly and 4-11-1 it’ll be fine.
I lived through Chip Kelly and 4-11-1 it’ll be fine
I lived through Chip Kelly and 4-11-1 it’ll be fine
I lived through Chip Kelly and 4-11-1 it’ll be fine
I lived through Chip Kelly and 4-11-1 it’ll be fine

[🇸🇳 СИМБ2А 🏴‍☠️ @GALSENFREAK91]

Welcome back

[Kei @RealMamaEagle]

We love you, @JalenHurts. ❤️

[Acyn @Acyn]

Q: Will you disavow the Muslim Brotherhood?

El-Sayed: Yes. Why are you asking the question? Do you assume that I wouldn’t?

Q: Yes, because I have not heard you disavow them yet.

El-Sayed: Have you disavowed them? I have not heard you disavow them yet.

[IcyVert @IcyVert]

Very common situation

[Dan O'Donnell @DanODonnellShow]

Brewers 1B Jake Bauers decided to retire two years ago. His wife was going to go back to work as a teacher and he would be a stay-at-home-dad. Three weeks later, though, she found out she was pregnant with their second child.

Bauers decided to return to baseball only because his family needed health insurance. Tonight he was named MVP of the National League Championship Series.

[Thomas R. Petersen @thomasrp93]

45 % of the Eagles 53 man roster is on the injury report.

Its week 6.

#Eagles

[kyla @kylaer_]

The three teams remaining:

- never won a World Series
- never won a World Series
- haven’t won a World Series since 1948

This. Is. Awesome.

[Conor Ryan @ConorRyan_93]

all of sports twitter logging in to dunk on the dodgers

[Jeff Young @BaseballJeff1]

“So you spent $6 billion dollars on a baseball team?”

“Yes, Dave.”

“And you lost to the Brewers in the playoffs?”

“That’s correct, Dave.”

[Daniel but sports @throwing_daniel]

“7 games”

[Ass Mattford @Zarathak23]

This is cocaine to me

[𝘼𝙢𝙖𝙙𝙚𝙪𝙨𝘽𝙤𝙡𝙨𝙝𝙚𝙫𝙞𝙠 @AmadeusBolshev]

“Everyone thinks they were Napoleon or Caesar in their past life and not one of the 90 billion peasants”

- Mark Corrigan

[Sulla @spqr_sulla]

Thermonuclear-grade black-pill.