Dr. Michael Mario Albrecht

(he/his/him)
write and teach about popular culture and politics.
- There's no such thing as someone else's war.
- Anger is a gift.

[Dr. Michael Mario Albrecht @michaelmario1]

"Those who do not remember the past are condemned to repeat it." - Santayana

"Give me your heart, make it real, or else forget about it." - Santana

[Dr. Michael Mario Albrecht @michaelmario1]

I'm here for this. I assume Happ will be on IL now?

[Carson Wolf @TheWrigleyWire]

BREAKING: The Cubs are calling up their No. 4 ranked propect Moises Ballesteros.

The lefty is slashing .368/.420/.522 with 4 HR and 18 RBI in Triple-A this season.

[🌖WITCH OF THE MOON🌖 @QueenLeoSunrise]

For lent, I’m just giving up.

[Dr. Michael Mario Albrecht @michaelmario1]

Pearls have been clutched.

[Meghan McCain @MeghanMcCain]

I am disgusted.

This is disgusting behavior on the part of democrats.

Get a grip. You’re in congress.

[Dr. Michael Mario Albrecht @michaelmario1]

@holy_schnitt I believe there is a substance you can take.

[Alexis Coe @AlexisCoe]

Look, you can't put Vance on a couch and expect decency

[Dr. Michael Mario Albrecht @michaelmario1]

@Cody_CHGO I imagine they'll get their 84 wins regardless.

[Dr. Michael Mario Albrecht @michaelmario1]

@Steven_Hyden Dave Pirner called and wants his hair back.

[Dr. Michael Mario Albrecht @michaelmario1]

AOC 2028

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

JFK was 43 when he became president! We don't have to keep electing people in their 70s!

[Dr. Michael Mario Albrecht @michaelmario1]

@KaoticLeftist Broken clock. Twice a day, etc.

[Jennifer Begakis @jenbegakis]

I didn't know Egypt had a Bass Pro Shops

[Dr. Michael Mario Albrecht @michaelmario1]

@user572829 You can't, you don't, and you won't stop.

[Dr. Michael Mario Albrecht @michaelmario1]

@MeGustoCarne @thereisnojayjay Tom Hanks ends up on an island with a volleyball.

[Dr. Michael Mario Albrecht @michaelmario1]

Baseball Crank thinks the kids need to stay off of his lawn.

[Dan McLaughlin @baseballcrank]

Musically, of course, all of this is impenetrable to anyone not a rap fan.

[Dr. Michael Mario Albrecht @michaelmario1]

@m_millsey He must have got lost somewhere down the line

[Dionne Warwick @dionnewarwick]

I would like to watch Severance, but that would require me downloading Apple TV and I don’t know if I’m doing all of that.

[Greg Stoker @gregjstoker]

Kinda wish the Democrats would treat this authoritarian takeover like it was a campus protest.

[Dr. Michael Mario Albrecht @michaelmario1]

Fuck, I hate to agree with this grundle.

[Rand Paul @RandPaul]

Tariffs are simply taxes. Conservatives once united against new taxes. Taxing trade will mean less trade and higher prices.

[Dr. Michael Mario Albrecht @michaelmario1]

@_celia_bedelia_ He seems nice...

[Dr. Michael Mario Albrecht @michaelmario1]

Ferris Bueller doesn't because he was absent that day.

[Bruce Bartlett @BruceBartlett]

Am I the only one out there who knows that the Smoot-Hawley tariff was the principal trigger for the 1929 stock market crash and the Great Depression?