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most athletic in the friend group

[dad @michaelmastey]

@pnchicago 831 for me 🫡🫡

[dad @michaelmastey]

@Cancerr_Boy @mattjamerson yes it is nerd

[dad @michaelmastey]

@Cancerr_Boy @ovoxo1118 @DKSportsbook @FDSportsbook yeah bobby the more money you lose the higher it goes. silly

[dad @michaelmastey]

@serbo2626 @austinwagoner21 brett with the 63 mph heater 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

[dad @michaelmastey]

@ayeitsdomo

[dad @michaelmastey]

like any marvel movies 🤣

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

What is a movie that “everyone” has seen except you?

[dad @michaelmastey]

INNIT

[dad @michaelmastey]

-3 rings

[Noah Phalen @Noahp245]

White Sox since 2020

Divorces: 3
Playoff wins: 2

[dad @michaelmastey]

@Cancerr_Boy @lilronaldogoods i hope you get a flat tire.

[dad @michaelmastey]

@lilronaldogoods unnecessary jump in to the wall? maybe i’m dumb

[dad @michaelmastey]

@felix_luna12 that’s true 😅😅😅

[dad @michaelmastey]

@felix_luna12

[dad @michaelmastey]

good for you son🥰

[Felix @felix_luna12]

Just put in my 2 weeks y’all 🥳🥳🥳

[dad @michaelmastey]

@CourtMuller13 big ass bag of mcdonald’s

[dad @michaelmastey]

@serbo2626 @brandonburbs lebron is washed

[dad @michaelmastey]

@pnchicago @felix_luna12 got emmmmm

[dad @michaelmastey]

@felix_luna12 shut up

[dad @michaelmastey]

@BhillBlinton you at work. be drinkin that hoe from 5am-1

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

That’s my emotional support half melted iced coffee

[dad @michaelmastey]

@m_vargas79