Michael Mendoza

United States Army /I tried for 7 years to bag a baddie and it payed off 🧡TH

[Michael Mendoza @michaelmend0za]

how I take pictures of my friends VS how they take pictures of me

[Mike Hoffmann @MikeHoffmann]

4.

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

NFL scriptwriters sending Tyreek Hill back to Kansas City, Matt Stafford back to Detroit, Packers to Dallas to face off against Mike McCarthy, and Texans to Cleveland to face off against the team they traded Deshaun Watson to all for just the opening round of the playoffs

[The Lord of Leisure @LeisureGod69]

Me and my wife’s best friend’s husband

[Crazy Clips @crazyclipsonly]

Dude gets arrested by two female officers

[Michael Mendoza @michaelmend0za]

@NoContextHumans 🤣✨🥲💩

I’m going to sh*t myself??? Wouldn’t be the first time @Ben_Martinez95

[Insane Reality Leaks @InsaneReality]

The prefect Omegle prank

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

Harry Potter and the prison of

[The Office Memes @OfficeMemes_]

Michael Scott after promising to pay the college tuition of an entire third grade class:

[Conor McGregor @TheNotoriousMMA]

The most knockdowns in a ufc title fight.

[rardo @Everardo_SOH]

For us to say 90 degree weather feels amazing is crazy, Texas really gots us fucked up 😂

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

that fart told me everything i needed to know, bro gon die

[i make beats ✞ @DonDadaNYC]

Shit smell like happiness & no bills

[Censored Men @CensoredMen]

This UFC fighter is called Themba Gorimbo.

His mother died when he was 9 and his father died when he was 13.

When he was 16-years-old he traveled to the local fields to illegally dig for Marange diamonds.

Even though it was illegal, it was the only work he had and eventually when police found him, they had German shepherds bite him.

"If you see my body, l've got dog marks all over my body where I was bitten by the dogs.”

"That night probably changed me mentally as a person, changed everything because I got bitten by the dogs and I lost a lot of blood and I almost died. Luckily, I survived and I'm here to tell a story about it."

Recently, he won his first fight in the UFC and up until that point he only had $7 in his bank account.

All his money was spent on the flight to Vegas.

He sleeps on a couch in his gym.

After his fight, he sold his fight gear for $7000 and used the money to build a water pump in Zimbabwe.

What a pure soul ❤️

[Sir Jaguar @arr0wsheart]

“Aliens are real” yeah I know, lower the cost of living

[Freeze @TheeBigJoker]

That 10th interception gone hit like crack in the 80’s on the TL

[Caleb @timesofcaleb]

Send me a surprise alarm and I’ll send your address to Jehovah’s Witnesses