Michael

Hermit, dabbler, film connoisseur, worst drunken Oscar prognosticator, liquor store scholar. Alan Arkin is my spirit animal.

[Michael @michaelmu]

@karol Alan Arkin... He'd constantly call me just to shame me about something dumb and then ask me if I wanted to come over to do nothing.

[Michael @michaelmu]

OK.. watched the live action Little Mermaid and it was cool as shit.

[Michael @michaelmu]

I'm not happy.. no one is happy. #LeaveTheWorldBehind

[Michael @michaelmu]

It should be a crime to serve Guinness in a plastic cup.

[Michael @michaelmu]

The worst part of Thanksgiving is all the apology texts you have to send out for saying shit you didn't mean to say during Thanksgiving dinner.

[Michael @michaelmu]

DeSantis is sure that the hurricane is transsexual so now its dangerous..

[Michael @michaelmu]

I'm bringing Yu-Gi-Oh back!

[Michael @michaelmu]

Cats

[Dyerbolical Horror (☥𝐃𝐁) @DyerbolicalDB]

What are they watching?

#EvilDead #Horrorfam

[fairy numan @indigogosqueez]

a message to all the people on the #maui #MauiFires tags rn

[Ian Miles Cheong @ianmiles]

What would you say if your date treated you like this?

[Michael @michaelmu]

X

[Michael @michaelmu]

@KatPhillipsTV @CBS47 @JrCortez92

[Michael @michaelmu]

I forgot how badass Transparent is.

[Michael @michaelmu]

@rgilmore89 I know you wouldn't.. but in my dream you definitely wanted to beat my ass.

[Michael @michaelmu]

@rgilmore89 dude, i just woke up from a dream about being in high school again, and damn, you and Bradley Cooper were fucking bullies..

[Michael @michaelmu]

@rgilmore89 You guys were poking fun at me and completely humiliated me in front of the class. Bradley damaged my books and you wanted to fight me. I felt horrible when i woke up.

[Michael @michaelmu]

Does anyone remember that story 'Cat Person' pubished by The New Yorker back in 17?

[Michael @michaelmu]

@leabeerose Jeez! It seemed like it was just yesterday she was the size of a palm.

[Michael @michaelmu]

Name a fictional character who would pay for twitter blue

[Michael @michaelmu]

Lord and savior.