Michael Berry

[Michael Berry @michaelnberry]

The people have spoken. Here are my Starbucks horror stories.

[Michael Berry @michaelnberry]

Like this if I should make a twitter thread of my best/worst Starbucks stories

[syd @mercurial_moon]

Joumana IS THE Detroit Princess argue w/ ya mama

[dash @thedigitaldash_]

part of the american teenage experience is looking for a job and almost getting tricked into selling knives

[GARGOYLE @_fortunecoochie]

The girls on ANTM have gone through much worse than this

[meredith 🍉 @dietz_meredith]

beth harmon picturing chess moves on her ceiling but it's me rearranging my two exclamation points per email

[Phillip @MajorPhilebrity]

Taylor Swift has given us more Covid relief in the past year than the federal government.

[Evan Bell @mrevanbell]

When I win the lottery, I’m gonna buy every single ticket for a @KaceyMusgraves concert so when she comes out it’s just me

[Michael Berry @michaelnberry]

if I die mysteriously I want swifties to investigate my murder

[Deputy Dog @yungsambino]

It’s cool living in Tennessee cause every year Dolly Parton does more for the state than all the elected leaders combined.

[Michael Berry @michaelnberry]

.@tyrabanks we followed your bagel recipe! LOVE the tartness that wasn’t there pre-microwave🥯🥯

[Lukas Battle @lukasbattle]

Michigan, Wisconsin, Nevada, and Pennsylvania the last 24 hours

[Michael Berry @michaelnberry]

OAKLAND COUNTY IS ONE OF THE MOST IMPORTANT COUNTIES THIS ELECTION VOTE VOTE VOTE

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Six states are critical to whether President Trump wins re-election.

They were key to his victory in 2016 and are battlegrounds in 2020.

But within them, 20 counties may be decisive.

Here's a look at the battlegrounds within the battlegrounds. https://t.co/slWspPWYaQ

[Michael Berry @michaelnberry]

KARMA’S A BITCH HAHAHAH

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Tonight, @FLOTUS and I tested positive for COVID-19. We will begin our quarantine and recovery process immediately. We will get through this TOGETHER!

[Michael Berry @michaelnberry]

just remembered that a square is also a rhombus brb gotta go throw up

[Michael Berry @michaelnberry]

My DREAM

[Jill Gutowitz @jillboard]

threw my mom a @KaceyMusgraves themed 60th birthday in our backyard. love u mom!

[𝙈𝙖𝙧𝙮 @moontides_]

the sexual tension between me and the desire to move to a new city and start a new life

[Michael Berry @michaelnberry]

feeling uninspired. I need to start drawing lines on my sevens again.

[Lukas Battle @lukasbattle]

My biggest flaw is probably being from the United States