Michael Neil

[Michael Neil @michaelneil545]

@farman4x 96

[Dallas Texas TV @DallasTexasTV]

Texas things 🤘

[Michael Neil @michaelneil545]

@theoldgreywolf BLOCKED

[Michael Neil @michaelneil545]

@theoldgreywolf Tyreek the Freak Porn Geek. Better than owning a sports bar? 🤦‍♂️

[Michael Neil @michaelneil545]

@JulieAnnDobbs It’s because she’s weighing whether to ruin that lip gloss by eating her feelings about her popularity sinking in that room of A-listers.

[Michael Neil @michaelneil545]

@vladipootin @DezBryant Not like you’re a fan anyway. Why don’t you go back to armchair quarterbacking on your fantasy team. Smdh

[Michael Neil @michaelneil545]

@DezBryant I hope you are well and safe. Everyone appreciated you here. You don’t have to explain anything to anybody. People either support or they don’t. THIS Cowboys fan says thank you, I hope you are okay, keep the faith, and pour one for today!

[Michael Neil @michaelneil545]

@ianmacewan What comic was this in again? I have been hunting this issue for years, and all I remembered was autonomous combat equipment, encephalon antenna, and that the guy finally threw himself under a tank...

[Fixing Education @FixingEducation]

Teacher:
Plans a great hands-on, fun lesson!

Student:
Slept for 2 hours the night prior because they’re addicted to TikTok

Administrator:
Comes in and notices uninterested, tired student and comments ‘’What do you think you can do for that student to make them more interested?”

[Michael Neil @michaelneil545]

Student watching a movie on her phone:

Student: "This movie is really stressing me out."
Me: "Why?"
Student: "It's so intense."
Me: "What are you watching?"
Student: "Free Willy."

--a senior

[Michael Neil @michaelneil545]

@sage_stage I can’t plan a whole year in advance. No way. I have a major assignments calendar, but lessons for the week I’ll do a few days in advance. That’s all the time I have! Especially with 40% of our student body on 504 plans…