Michael

[Rebecca Riley ☀️🌎🌲 @emprestheodora]

@DailyMail Pakistanis in Pakistan rape western women they get executed. Pakistanis in western countries rape western women, they get off and the judge apologizes for the racism they had to endure.

[Michael @michaelnyfp]

@Saint_ExPletive @EudaimoniaEsq @NapoleonBonabot They’re probably thinking about those shitty casual loafers

[Michael @michaelnyfp]

@Biotech_SD Jarvis, what is alpha decay?

[John Solomon @jsolomonReports]

NC court rules state violated law by allowing nonresidents to vote in federal elections https://t.co/Jq4HMCmSKX

[Michael @michaelnyfp]

@TheFloridaMan @_mrchaturvedi Lmaooo this is definitely it

[Michael @michaelnyfp]

@BigSiouxGuy @dubsndoo Now look at price per sq ft to income

[Michael @michaelnyfp]

@friedspongecake @DrJesseMorse @cmain7 5000 IU not excess, most ppl are deficient

[Michael @michaelnyfp]

@friedspongecake @DrJesseMorse @cmain7 No one is getting hypervitaminosis from 5000 IU daily

[Nick shirley @nickshirleyy]

CBS News said there was no evidence of fraud.

The NYT said the Somali community was being targeted

CNN said there was "little evidence."

Tim Walz said it was “white supremacy” to expose fraud

Today: $90M busted and 15 charged.

IT WAS ALL FRAUD AND THEY KNEW.

[Michael @michaelnyfp]

@Pope_SixtusVI @allie__voss Bro wants to cap prices on the private taxi for his food LMFAOOOOOOO. You think they’re operating at 50% net margin????

[Michael @michaelnyfp]

The best part about market slowdown is that it exposes inefficient business.

The gravy train went on for too long.

[Aakash Gupta @aakashgupta]

Universities had 17 years of warning. They responded by doing the opposite of what the math demanded.

In 2008, American birth rates fell off a cliff. The Great Recession made people stop having kids. Those never-born children would be turning 18 right now. The number of U.S. high school graduates peaked at roughly 3.9 million in 2025. By 2029, that number drops 15%. By 2041, it drops by nearly half a million students per year.

Every school in this tweet had access to the same Census data. They all saw the same curve.

Administrative positions at U.S. colleges grew 60% between 1993 and 2009, ten times the rate of tenured faculty growth. Non-instructional spending (student services, administration) grew 29% from 2010 to 2018. Instructional spending grew 17%. Average tuition at public four-year schools went from $3,500 in 2000 to $10,560 in 2023. Yale now has more administrators than undergraduate students. 5,460 administrators for fewer than 5,000 undergrads.

They built the cost structure of a growth company on top of a customer base that was mathematically guaranteed to shrink.

The split in this data tells you everything. Clemson, Syracuse, Duke, UNC, and Indiana are all cutting because the model broke. Alabama, Ole Miss, and the University of Florida are turning away more applicants than ever. Harvard gets five applications for every spot. The middle is where the cliff hits. Elite schools absorb demand. Everyone between elite and community college fights over a shrinking pool. The Fed published a study in December 2024 predicting 80 colleges will close in the next five years. Since 2016, over 100 already have. In 2024 alone, 28 shut down. One per week.

These program cuts and layoffs are a decade late. The birth rate data was sitting in Census spreadsheets the entire time. Everyone in higher education administration saw the enrollment cliff coming. They hired more administrators anyway.

[Michael @michaelnyfp]

@scruffyy90 @RealJking5 @HabCorpLinguist Fucked whether they take it or not? Sounds like a good reason to dismantle the union.

[Michael @michaelnyfp]

@scruffyy90 @RealJking5 @HabCorpLinguist You think the best way to make more money is to just complain for it LMFAO

[Michael @michaelnyfp]

@scruffyy90 @RealJking5 @HabCorpLinguist Bc we’re not gay commies

[Adam Blade @Red_Mage23]

They replaced the people

[N. @Nlacombe_]

you’re 22. you scroll 3 hours a day. it feels harmless

at 28 you can’t read an article without checking your phone twice per paragraph

at 32 you don’t understand why nothing you start ever finishes, you’re still dreaming of this project you wanted to start. still no time

at 40 you’ve never finished a book in a decade.

it all passed

[Michael @michaelnyfp]

@DhananiZain @FantasyPtsData Burdens efficiency dropped as routes increased

[Michael @michaelnyfp]

@joewilliams @tunguz This will probably drive most of the college enrollment decline as a bachelors still has a positive ROI on increase in projected income

[Michael @michaelnyfp]

@Phil6741400 @washingtonpost Bezos changed it