Michael

I tried to not be a dork once, that didn’t work out too well. out of circulation. Adopt a shelter pet!!

[Michael @michaelo2016]

Being a man is by birth and time, being a gentleman is a choice.

[Michael @michaelo2016]

@darkdetermined 🤣

[Michael @michaelo2016]

Self aware enough to know better. A long history of doing it anyway.

[Michael @michaelo2016]

@darkdetermined So fun! Get your magical on!

[Michael @michaelo2016]

Them: Weren’t you just at Disneyworld last month?

Me: First of all, lower your unmagical voice

[PicturesByLily @PicturesByLily]

Timeless architecture + pm gm

[Michael @michaelo2016]

@sunsetgirl64 🏆

[Michael @michaelo2016]

@Lifeisgood88346

[Michael @michaelo2016]

Saturday morning in the fall:
Housecleaning
Laundry
College football pregame shows

[Michael @michaelo2016]

@EnolaEmanon She was quite good looking

[Michael @michaelo2016]

Doctor: Any recent sexual activity?

Me: Don’t I wish

Doctor: A simple no would have sufficed.

[Michael @michaelo2016]

@drahus11 👋👋

[𝐿 @Lipgloss_3]

Always in appreciation of the one-offs.

[Michael @michaelo2016]

@LavenderXLovely

[Michael @michaelo2016]

@drahus11 Good morning Hana

[Michael @michaelo2016]

@cazij @jflorez Good morning Caz

[Michael @michaelo2016]

@Ninjamoves2483 Put on that Magical smile. You’re close.

[Michael @michaelo2016]

@Sophie2078 ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

[Sophie2078 @Sophie2078]

You can start over without announcing it to anyone.

[Michael @michaelo2016]

@jolliceci Hilarious

[cc @jolliceci]

checking my Amex for fraud like hmmm no, I definitely ate all of this 🤣