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I killed the last guy who hacked this

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@ksorbs Have u tried standup comedy? U are incredibly funny and clever

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@SenRandPaul @doj God you’re so fucking badass you’re like George fucking Washington

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@rickygervais I couldn’t get through the first episode. It was just too offensive. This is my moth.

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Read my bullshit about Buc-ee’s after they treated to nuke beavercreek

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Just tried watching Louie ck’s new special. I swear I did try.

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Elon Musk, other billionaires put $12 million behind pro-Vivek Ramaswamy super PAC in Ohio governor race | https://t.co/QLT2sM9os8 https://t.co/SH3mzKdLsi

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@HouseGOP “We will fund death squads and genocide to prevent evil”

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@ghostcelfawkes @JUSTISxx5 @KatelynTweeter You should try heroin

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@ghostcelfawkes @JUSTISxx5 @KatelynTweeter Mf if all u needed is a chart, you were already radicalized

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@JUSTISxx5 @KatelynTweeter That’s propaganda from an anti-abortion lobby and think tank. Also that biased study even says: “Abortions for which no particular reason was reported are included in the ‘elective and unspecified reasons’ total.” Read more, don’t just lazily repost propaganda

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I had hope for 105 minutes. The 15 that followed were the worst of my life.

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The fifa World Cup final half time sucks damn

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@nytimes He slapped

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RIP Pat Oliphant

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Finally! #trump has promised to personally drown endangered birds in a pool of oil “Michael Vick style.” #maga

https://t.co/BFIUYggXFu

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@ShamsCharania I hope they make it last like two years and Toronto gets to pay a forty year old weirdo 50 million dollars to not play

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If God exists, why would He make me love cocktail sauce but allergic to shrimp?

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@jackunheard Are you talking about Israel?

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Thank you to the University of Dayton Magazine and Kasey for helping me! Read the summer edition :)
"Her stories of Iran are ones of community, collaboration, and unexpected moments of hilarity and humanity." https://t.co/1oTPhwAz2O via @daymag

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To patriot front: https://t.co/mclrdomhoc

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Happy 4th to all the racists online. Please read my shitty thing making fun of you.