KelZo

roll like thunder, burn like stars

[Marvel Argentina 🇦🇷 @_Margvel]

Estoy llorando de la risa

[jack @TheCavsJack]

Dr. Strange signed with Doom

Salary dumped Spider-Man to the Defenders for picks

Scarlet Witch out with a torn ACL

Assigned the Hulk to the G-League

The second apron is ruining the Avengers

[Don Tworry @nonetosee]

I place my son in the graveyard and end my turn.

[khi✰ @stymead]

judge stopped at 81 years out of respect for kobe

[Samson Folk (the coach) @samfolkk]

yelling BAM when I throw something in the garbage bin

[Casperr @emkeayy]

@NBA “I knew Bam was going to drop 80”

[NBA @NBA]

83 POINTS FOR BAM ADEBAYO.

THE SECOND-MOST EVER.

Wilt: 100
Bam: 83
Kobe: 81

[bibe 🐣🥄 balut vtuber「DAYJOBU」🔜 Oshi Con 2026 @bebeduckVT]

does the new Pokémon game have a Filipino cause Ditto is literally asking for permission in the title 🥹 “pokopia”

[PaulDrawsArt 🎄 @PaulDrawsArt]

Snowduo

[Karen Davila @iamkarendavila]

A congressman. A representative of the people. Paid by the people. A husband, a father with daughters.

Without the consciousness, knowledge or decency of how women should be talked about. Please keep your sick thoughts to yourself.

More than striking his comments off the record, he should apologize.

Women’s Month pa talaga. 🇺🇳

[KelZo @michaelonzo]

What in the palworld

[Pokémon @Pokemon]

Introducing the first partner Pokémon from #PokemonWindsWaves!

Say hello to Browt 🌱, Pombon 🔥, and Gecqua 💧. Who will you partner with on this adventure, Trainers?

[KelZo @michaelonzo]

どんな #ポケモン会えるかな ？

#ポケモン30周年 #PR @poke_times

[津村根央(ツムラネオ) @touhubook]

WORKING SHRIMP

[Snacky Boy 🍟 @snackyboy]

This’ll keep me warm for the rest of winter I’m sure 🌲❄️

[RJ Palmer 🔜 Gen Con AS-90 @arvalis]

Stranger Things Season 5 "Chapter Eight: The Rightside Up". Directed by The Duffer Brothers

[Kyle Mann @The_Kyle_Mann]

If the Stranger Things writers wrote Lord of the Rings:

GANDALF: OK, so we've got to put the smackdown on this Ring thing. It can only be destroyed -

GIMLI: Don't worry - I got this. *hits it with an axe and falls* Ow.

GANDALF: - in the fires of Mount Doom.

BOROMIR: I just don't get it. Why can't we just fire this bad boy up and use it against Sauron? Boom. Headshot.

GANDALF: OK, so, think of Sauron like this Atari. *Clears off pedestal and slaps down an Atari and a copy of E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial.*

GANDALF: Now, if we destroy this copy of E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial, we might think it's gone forever. But -

ELROND: - but Atari still has the source code.

GANDALF: Right. *starts drawing on a transparent whiteboard* - But, if we destroy the source code -

LEGOLAS: ... the existing copies could be buried in a landfill, and they'd eventually go bad from corrosion.

GANDALF: Exactly. Destroy the source code -

ELROND: - destroy Sauron.

BOROMIR: Great. So how do we destroy this Source Code Ring? It's not like we can just hop on our skateboards and shred into Mordor.

LEGOLAS: Hang on though. If we gave the Ring to someone small enough -

GIMLI: - Sauron wouldn't be expecting it -

ELROND: - and we could chuck it right into the fire while he's busy trippin' over Minas Tirith.

GANDALF: - and then -

LEGOLAS: - no more E.T. *finger guns*

BOROMOR: It sounds crazy, but it just might work.

FRODO: Guys, I'm gay.

[WWE @WWE]

One final goodbye.

Thank YOU, @JohnCena. 🫡

[PT: Psycho Tman @johnny_tmanV2]

It looks like godzilla, but due to international copyright law, it’s not