Michael Vu

Enthusiast of espresso. Collector of cutlery. Medical student at McMaster University. | Before you ask: yes, they’re all jokes.

[Nathan Howe @natehowe]

Several years ago, a neighbor kid kicked a football and shattered a small basement window. We were a family of six living on a teacher's salary at the time, so I boarded it up, thinking I'd get to it someday. The frame was rusted shut. I couldn't fix it.

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[Michael Vu @michaelopathy]

Meanwhile, within city limits...

Have your pathetic neighbours report you to the fire department as you’re about to put the first of 6 artisan pizzas into your newly constructed outdoor wood-fired oven.

[Hamilton Spectator @TheSpec]

Campsite cooking doesn’t have to be all frozen burgers and hot dogs. Here, three Canadian food experts share a few ideas for diversifying your outdoor dishes this summer, with tips on how to make them yourself
https://t.co/wvIpQQzNdP

[Michael Vu @michaelopathy]

Somehow Twitter’s recommendation algorithm has gotten into its big brain head that I should be seeing exclusively tweets...
1) from people in med that I don’t know, and
2) about their relationship drama that I don’t care about

[Larissa Maini @larissa_maini]

My doctor was running late yesterday so I decided to get started

*me to me*: So how long has this been going on for?
*me to me*: Just over a year now
*me to me*: Does anything make it better or worse?

smh this is my life now