Mike Ossowski

[Mike Ossowski @michaelossowski]

Is it still bad to day drink after a shitty night shift?

[Mike Ossowski @michaelossowski]

Life is kicking my ass rn fr

[jazmin @itsnotjazminn]

“i found your twitter”
me:

[Mike Ossowski @michaelossowski]

I wish my dog knew how to close doors 😤

[toxic king @toxicking]

Whoever is dating my ex, all I can say is cheat first

[Mike Ossowski @michaelossowski]

I should really get my passport 😅

[M 🍓 @babyariees]

I love being home alone ugly and at peace 😭

[wolftyla @wolftyla]

“i always wanna see you” type of energy.

[MSS Problems @MSS__problems]

At least at MSS we don't have kids shitting in the hallway @St_TheresasProb

[Mike Ossowski @michaelossowski]

If your ex breaks up with you and then they tell you they love you, are they playing mind games? 😅

[Mike Ossowski @michaelossowski]

I made it into the job I’ve always wanted. Fuck. Yes.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in

[Mike Ossowski @michaelossowski]

Got 100% on my module test, fuck yeah. Stress is worth it 😅

[Mike Ossowski @michaelossowski]

If you try to contact a friend every other day are they still your friend? #askingforafriend LOL

[Mike Ossowski @michaelossowski]

Fuck my ex, cool, but fuck my ex a few times and expect to be friends? Weird bro... weird

[Mike Ossowski @michaelossowski]

Aside from a few things 2022 has been good to me and I’m grateful

[Mike Ossowski @michaelossowski]

A few days ago I achieved one of my biggest goals that I’ve been working towards for almost 3 years. Feels amazing.

[Mike Ossowski @michaelossowski]

The fact that Tom Holland mentioned this would blow my mind if it got the series enough publicity to make another #JakandDaxter game.

[GameSpot @GameSpot]

Hey, @A24 and @Naughty_Dog. Tom Holland has a great video game adaptation pitch for you guys.