Michael Pisauro

broke with expensive taste

[Michael Pisauro @michaelpisaur0]

Had the honor of running into the Queen of The Clouds, @ToveLo, in the streets of Oslo, Norway today! It was a dream come true, and I got to gush over Talking Body with her. Sweetest person alive! #OsloPride 💖

[Michael Pisauro @michaelpisaur0]

If we’re talking our top 10 @carlyraejepsen songs….

1. Talking To Yourself
2. Want You In My Room
3. Your Type
4. Warm Blood
5. Body Language
6. LA Hallucinations
7. Sweetie
8. Kamikaze
9. Happy Not Knowing
10. Bad Thing Twice

It’s hard to pick only 10 tho….

[Carly Rae Jepsen Wiki @carlyraewiki]

My Top 10 @CarlyRaeJepsen Songs

1. Heavenly Time
2. On Wires
3. Kollage
4. Weekend Love
5. Aeroplanes
6. Summer Love
7. One Life
8. Heartbeat
9. All The Ways
10. Worldly Matters

[Pop Base @PopBase]

10 years ago today, Tiffany Pollard mistook the death of David Bowie for her ‘Celebrity Big Brother’ housemate, David Gest.

[Michael Pisauro @michaelpisaur0]

@Wendys first the iconic creamy sriracha sauce five years ago and now ghost pepper ranch???…. Why do you keep discontinuing your best sauces?

[Michael Pisauro @michaelpisaur0]

Would also like to shout out the “top dog law” radio commercials. Truly the most grating and mind-numbingly intolerable ads I’ve ever had the disservice of hearing. Not sure who, in their right mind, would want to hire them after hearing their ads…

[Michael Pisauro @michaelpisaur0]

Heard “Wannabe” by the Spice Girls on the radio today. That song doesn’t get the hate that it deserves. I understand it’s “campy and fun” but my god what a truly insufferable song

[Michael Pisauro @michaelpisaur0]

Respectfully, if your instagram bio says any variation of: “Jesus is King” or “follower of Christ” that is all I need to know about you

[Michael Pisauro @michaelpisaur0]

@instagram stop changing my profile layout. NO ONE asked for rectangular posts or adjustable previews!!!! Stop fixing things that aren’t broken 😤

[Michael Pisauro @michaelpisaur0]

@billboardcharts why is Lil Wayne’s “A Milli” at #98 on the newly updated Billboard’s Hot 100 Songs of the 21st Century list? It only peaked at #6 in 2008, spent 5 weeks in top ten and 23 weeks overall. No shade, just curious!

[Michael Pisauro @michaelpisaur0]

I hate gay halloween, wdym you're a beached Pearl the whale

[mons†er reactions @LMonsterReacts]

experiencing this live could literally alter the trajectory of my life. i’m not even exaggerating.

[Michael Pisauro @michaelpisaur0]

People who feel the need to deactivate and reactivate their Instagram accounts like the weather are truly insufferable 🗣️

[Michael Pisauro @michaelpisaur0]

@DUALIPA's "Houdini" will ALWAYS be the superior Houdini (sorry @Eminem, but not really) and it will ALWAYS be a travesty that the USA let it peak at #11. That is all.

[Michael Pisauro @michaelpisaur0]

seeing Charli XCX FINALLY getting her flowers is also v bittersweet cuz I wish she would be my little secret for forever

[Michael Pisauro @michaelpisaur0]

*Marked safe from the 4.8 magnitude NJ/NY April 2024 earthquake*

[Michael Pisauro @michaelpisaur0]

Can’t wait to see Billie Eilish get yet another award for yet another snooze fest of a song 😴 imagine how tired we are… #Oscars

[leon alpuche @skyferrori]

how was this not a hit

[Michael Pisauro @michaelpisaur0]

Being an adult is realizing that people rarely reciprocate the kind of friendship you instill onto them

[Michael Pisauro @michaelpisaur0]

When your Saturday morning starts in an uber blasting “Harleys In Hawaii” by @katyperry, you know its going to be a good day!

[Michael Pisauro @michaelpisaur0]

When I was a teenager, YouTube ads used to be all about skin care and acne medication. Now all I see are tax commercials. Love that!

[Michael Pisauro @michaelpisaur0]

Hearing @ladygaga's "Bloody Mary" on the radio in 2023 is so surreal