Michael Knop

[Michael Knop @michaelpknop]

@wakataakaflamee I don’t wanna believe it

[Michael Knop @michaelpknop]

Has anyone in history ever actually gone to Wienerschnitzel?

[Michael Knop @michaelpknop]

@emmofe Right?! There’s no other explanation

[Michael Knop @michaelpknop]

@alexallison1228 I swear it’s a German cartel front

[Michael Knop @michaelpknop]

@emmofe “I will call you later.”
- Michael Knop

[Michael Knop @michaelpknop]

Me writing cover letters

[Mark Lowen @marklowen]

#Turkey President's office confirms to @bbcturkce that when President #Erdogan received #Trump's letter, he "thoroughly rejected it, threw it in the bin" and launched the #Syria operation the same day. His mind was already made up to move in; letter was reportedly the final straw

[Michael Knop @michaelpknop]

I always fear for my life whenever I ride with my mom

[Michael Knop @michaelpknop]

I talk to my dogs so much they probably think I’m crazy

[Mick Akers @mickakers]

The Area 51 gate gathering. #StormArea51 #area51

[Texas Tribune @TexasTribune]

1/ Many Texans are seeing their marijuana possession cases dismissed because of a new law legalizing hemp.

Texas State Troopers were told to stop arresting people for low-level pot possession.

What's going on here?

#txlege https://t.co/gdsF7yPa2i

[Michael Knop @michaelpknop]

These allergies are driving me insane

[t, M.S. @kinpheauxk]

When you drunk asl in the backseat trying not to throw up and ya homie going 90 in 35 mph speed zone

[Michael Knop @michaelpknop]

2009. School was out. Swine flu was taking over the world. Obama was president. Life was good

[Michael Knop @michaelpknop]

@CoffeySlattery Right? Like who knows that

[Michael Knop @michaelpknop]

Trump talks like he’s trying to hit the word count on an essay

[Wale @Wale]

“Run dat back turbo”