michael 🍣

fuck the cops

[michael 🍣 @michaelppya]

just a little closet cosplay as anya from mouthwashing for halloween!
ハッピーハロウィン 🧡🖤

[michael 🍣 @michaelppya]

i wish you wanted to know more about me

[michael 🍣 @michaelppya]

my mom and her telenovelas man.. even my dad sampe invested nonton carita de ángel itu..

[michael 🍣 @michaelppya]

jgn kaget pas tua ditinggal anaknya, ga diurusin, dan ditinggal di panti jompo

[caramel macchiato @ryshw_]

Pas ambil raport bocil genzi

Aq : oh nggak masuk 5 besar (kcw)

Walas : ibu, kelasnya ini emang kelas olimpiade lho bu emang berat persaingannya

Aq : (nggak peduli)

Walas : anaknya ketua osis jg loh bu

Aq : (tetap nggak peduli)

[aya🌝🌻 @wijayasasnaaa]

sepakat not all men.

not all men resah menjadi penyumbang data pelaku kekerasaan, not all men mau negur kawannya yg predator, not all men peduli the oppression of minority and vulnerable groups, not all men paham patriarki-misogini-homofobia berkelindan. pdhl sy maunya all men.

[michael 🍣 @michaelppya]

me next year insha Allah

[ahmed @ahmedawan132]

I finished med school

[˖ Ridhima 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

Girls, have you noticed that what many men consider a special date at a restaurant is just a regular lunch in female friendships?

[Rere-tosaurus @oceansmyths]

ummmmmm i dont wanna lower my defense sih jujur i always think all men are jerks until it's proven otherwise

[Rushi @rushicrypto]

I just found out that water is considered a human right in Ireland, and households don’t pay water bills.

Every country should be like that.

Water is a human right and always should be.

[🇱🇧 @lebanesesami]

israel planted soccer balls in Lebanon for the kids to grab that are actually bombs. And these aren’t the most hateful evil people to exist?

[kakay @noxvine]

Banyak lelaki tidak sadar kl mereka hidup di realitas yg jauh berbeda dgn perempuan. Lelaki cuma takut penolakan + takut ego nya tersakiti, perempuan takut di bunuh, di perkosa, takut besok mati di dalam parit tanpa busana.

[Jett 🜲 @iky_fwjett]

Women are afraid men will:

1. Sexually assault them
2. Kill them

Men are afraid women will:

1. Laugh at them
2. Date them for free food

We are not the same. 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️

[tal ⚢ @verithighs]

for parents it might be a slight disappointment but i used to be suicidal over reactions like this

[Hidup sebagai +62 @Hidupsebagai62]

- KITA ADA PILIHAN POTONG GAJI PEJABAT.
- KITA ADA PILIHAN TARIK BIAYA TUNJANGAN.
- KITA ADA PILIHAN SURUH MEREKA BAYAR PAJAK.
- KITA ADA PILIHAN STOP MBG, STOP KOPDES

TAPI YANG MEREKA PILIH

- KITA DISURUH HEMAT
- PAJAK DINAIKKAN
- CONTENT CREATOR REMAHAN DIPAJAKIN
- UMKM KENA PAJAK SEPERTI PT
- LISTRIK MENYALA BERGILIR
- BBM DINAIKKAN
- SUKA BUNGA DINAIKKAN
- KALO NGK SUKA DSURUH PINDAH WARGA NEGARA

NASIB +62

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

Netanyahu is the closest thing we have to Satan right now.

[hani @crucifynisis]

why do men even speak

[TWINKATRON6969 @mingipvnk]

Kl mamahku malah ngetwit gini pas aku rapotan aku bunuh diri

[amora 💌 @soraipena]

puncak komedi banget sialan

[Democrats Deliver @DemzDeliver]

🚨 BREAKING: Crime in NYC has hit an all-time low under Zohran Mamdani.

[mas mas. @chitattooes]

mark my words: selama masih ada orang-orang yang harga dirinya bisa dibeli semurah ini, this country will never go anywhere. presiden dan kroni-kroninya itu masih sangat mungkin menang lagi di 2029.

[mentari²⁶ ⋆☀︎. @mawarmentary]

demo dikatain mahasewa, disuruh diskusi aja, giliran diskusi baik-baik dilecehin, segitu banget belain pemerintah yang bahkan gak peduli ama lu