Just Michael Things

Just a tall guy trying to make it in a short person's world #thegrind | Based on a true story | I ball on the weekends

[Just Michael Things @michaelprobs]

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[Michael Rebbin @michael_rebbin]

The Pros and Cons of being 7 Feet Tall at Alabama: A Thread

[Just Michael Things @michaelprobs]

No it's not https://t.co/jmQEJ7J7OZ

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

It's kind of hard to find things taller than Aaron Judge.

[Just Michael Things @michaelprobs]

My boss doesn't even use my name when talking about me I'm just "tha tall kid" to everyone at the office

[Just Michael Things @michaelprobs]

This commentator just said "dressing a big guy isn't as easy as you think" believe me I don't think is easy at all

[Just Michael Things @michaelprobs]

We've spent like 10 hours looking for cars I fit in and we've found 2

[Just Michael Things @michaelprobs]

How I feel in class...

[Just Michael Things @michaelprobs]

I went back to my high school and at least 30 people asked me if I had grown smh

[Just Michael Things @michaelprobs]

I love being home I get to see my family, hang out with my friend, and have a shower I can stand up in

[Just Michael Things @michaelprobs]

Drunk girls cannot fathom that any human could be this tall it blows their mind

[Just Michael Things @michaelprobs]

Michael wouldn't be Michael without ___________

[Just Michael Things @michaelprobs]

So I almost got decapitated by a ceiling fan the other night

[Just Michael Things @michaelprobs]

My lunch today consisted of 5 slices of pizza, 3 steaks, an apple, a cookie, and a cupcake and I won't gain any weight

[Just Michael Things @michaelprobs]

Same https://t.co/T35HktA0Bc

[WhiteBballPains @WhiteBballPains]

Dude you're 7'1" https://t.co/P5GiEyhVJl

[Just Michael Things @michaelprobs]

I wasn't looking where I was going and smashed my face into a tree branch today

[Michael Rebbin @michael_rebbin]

Me in every single picture ever with a girl in heels https://t.co/8WOb5mZxvi

[Just Michael Things @michaelprobs]

All the high schoolers here for University Days stare at me and don't even try to hide it

[Just Michael Things @michaelprobs]

I got really upset as a little kid because I wanted light up Buzz Lightyear shoes but had outgrown the kids and had to wear men's shoes

[Just Michael Things @michaelprobs]

Ok one this business card thing has been done 1000 times before it's not funny and two 6' 7" is short

[Just Michael Things @michaelprobs]

He's not even tall I don't know what he's complaining about https://t.co/KAYt8NLG9q

[b🪩 @verybanami]

@michaelprobs https://t.co/bnKBKUvGIB

[Just Michael Things @michaelprobs]

Kid in elevator - "Do you wear the pacers jacket so people won't ask you if you play basketball?"
Me - "I don't play basketball"