Michael-Rex

good knife bad knife

[Michael-Rex @michaelrex_]

.@McDonalds We need to stop training the customer service industry to say sir/ma'am based on a customer's voice. Until then I'll have a Big Mac (hold the lettuce) & ten chicken nuggets (hold the tears).

[Michael-Rex @michaelrex_]

I wish I was lying.

[Michael-Rex @michaelrex_]

.@acidflowers farted & then my Google speaker started speaking in French.

[Michael-Rex @michaelrex_]

1979: what's your sign?
2019: what's your opinion on the shape of the Earth?

[Michael-Rex @michaelrex_]

@SpiritAirlines did you really just call me to say you left my bag in Orlando just to hang up on me?

[Michael-Rex @michaelrex_]

returning to Twitter to ask the important question:

is it really pooping if you can't find your juul?

[Michael-Rex @michaelrex_]

@acidflowers damn

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@BlancobBryan @hailthesun @KerrangMagazine thanks 🤙

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@BoundRelaxDivi @hailthesun @KerrangMagazine thank you!

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@theburiedjack @hailthesun @KerrangMagazine 🤙

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@_MarinaBustillo @hailthesun ah, good choices 🤙

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@poncheeze @hailthesun @KerrangMagazine thank you :)

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@kristelle___ 😉🤙

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@thrownawaythts @hailthesun :')

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@JuanTap_ @kristelle___ thanks! I'm glad y'dig

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@therealwillswan @hailthesun thanks dude. just watched 2001 in IMAX & couldn't stop thinking about your arm 😍

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😉😘 https://t.co/jpMsnz80Q2

[Michael-Rex @michaelrex_]

if you love guns so much, why don't you just marry 'em?

[Michael-Rex @michaelrex_]

does @tacobell always skimp out on their soft tac's or did I get screwed?