Myke🇰🇪

Simplicity defines makes who i am .
#manu fan.⚽
#jw.org

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

The fastest way a man can ruin his life is believing that there's only one woman meant for him.

[Sholla Ard 🇰🇪 @sholard_mancity]

He even promised this in 2023.
That by now treatment in all hospitals will be FREE .
Its 2026, is treatment free ?

He thinks we have forgotten.

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

Who else has noticed that being too nice, too friendly, and too polite attracts a lot of disrespect?

[MajestyMasculine @majestymasculin]

7 Flirty Texts She Can't Ignore

-Thread-

[Sholla Ard 🇰🇪 @sholard_mancity]

He promised even Diapers for newborns.

He thinks we've forgotten.

The Internet never forgets

[ChiefHerbalist @HerbalistChief]

You will never see a dentist with bright white teeth.

They know that bright white teeth are not healthy. Natural, healthy teeth are slightly yellowish or off-white.

[Myke🇰🇪 @Michaelsfill]

@AmosBaraza6 @alfredarapketer @WilliamsRuto I don't blame him, the same way moi did us is the same way he is doing us, so who's the problem hii tribe ni mwecheche ju they cant be leaders maybe politicians. 😄

[Sholla Ard 🇰🇪 @sholard_mancity]

🚨NEW: Tony Gachoka has said President William Ruto may not even secure 30% of the vote in 2027.

He argues the mistake is assuming the Luo and Kalenjin vote alone is enough.

I tend to agree. It's also why the scramble for the Luhya vote has become so intense by UDA.

Politics is a game of numbers.

Anyway... I'm just enjoying the show.

[SAFO NYAME HERBAL THERAPEUTICS @safonyameherbal]

Men, Taking ginger tea every night improves your game time and stamina 🫂

Start tonight and update me tomorrow morning.

[Aspireachieve @Aspireachievee]

7 Pictures with Deep Meaning:

1.

[WithoutHistory @WithoutHistory]

Guess who is opposing Dangote’s proposal to build a 1.2M barrels a day refinery in east Africa (Tanzania, Kenya and Congo)

World Bank and IMF. : )))

Their argument? it would give monopoly to one company over energy.

1) All the while, French refineries are in almost every oil producing countries in Africa.
2) No African countries could get a loan to build a refinery larger than 400,000 barrels per day (one of the most profitable businesses ever). So the majority are small and struggle for profitability.
3) Nigeria oil had to be exported to Europe, refined and in many cases sold back to Nigeria and ECOWAS countries, under companies like shell and total.
4) it took until a billionaire financed the refinery in Nigeria himself to change part of that production and supply pipeline. And today, after the Hormuz blockade, EU countries are now buying oil from Dangote.

[ChiefHerbalist @HerbalistChief]

Cannabis treats over 300 diseases such as:

🌿Epilepsy
🌿Cervical cancer
🌿Chronic pain
🌿Insomnia
🌿Depression
🌿Parkinson disease
🌿Hypertension
🌿Tumour
🌿Migraine
🌿Low immunity

It's known as the herb of the gods because of its effectiveness against stubborn illness.

[Rèed @Ian_San254]

Kama unastruggle na bedbugs or cockroaches enda kwa Agrovet ununue dawa inaitwa "NEOCIDOL 600EW" ni around 150 bob. Very effective. Tried and tested.

[Shohan @Shohan_Tech_AI]

Antibiotics and their uses...

[ChiefHerbalist @HerbalistChief]

He slept like a drunk man after using the orange leaves remedy to treat insomnia.

Nature heals.

[O.R.A.C.L.E 🪬🕊️ @ThaOracleOfAges]

YOUR LEFT HAND IS NOT AS ORDINARY AS YOU THINK

Most people don’t pay attention to their own body, yet they move through places filled with intentions they can not see

Your left hand is not just there for balance
It receive, it sense and when you are conscious,it can interrupt

[Eric @amerix]

Why do you all act surprised?

This is what these Kalasingas have been doing since Mumias Sugar's death.

They import industrial sugar, store it in their warehouses, such as Webuye, package it, and then sell it to you.

There is not enough sugarcane supply to meet demand locally.

Sugarcane farming has drastically dropped by 40%.

These private Kalasinga sugar factories don't have enough farmers' pool to supply sugarcane for crushing, production and supply. They rely on importing cheap, toxic industrial sugar to repackage.

But the bottom line is this:

STOP consuming sugar.

Sugar is harmful to your health.

It leads to chronic diseases like diabetes, hypertension and cancer.

#FoodFriday

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

He found 3.3 million people already surviving on hand to mouth. He then forcefully hijacked their payslips and deducted their money to fund a housing project that directly benefits his companies. After years of contributing to a health insurance fund, he takes everything away and tells you to start paying again into a system that benefits him directly.

The money Kenyans used to pay into NHIF disappears into thin air. As if that’s not enough, he increases contributions, yet you still don’t receive services at hospitals. He found education affordable but went ahead and cut capitation, making it a luxury for a few elites.

He introduced a confusing funding model in universities, effectively turning higher education into a privilege for the rich. He even shamelessly boasts that building churches is more important than schools and hospitals.

And this is just less than 1% of the unfortunate things the president has done to Kenyans. Yet, he is still asking for another term to continue with these sinister actions. If you find yourself seated with someone singing Tutam, you better be careful. That person is capable of murder.

[CPA Wachira Joseph @WashiraX]

What is happening with KRA?

KRA audited Katahira & Engineers International Limited and raised a tax demand of 140M.

Katahira went to court and won. The tax demand was killed.

You would think that is the end

KRA returned to Times Towers empty handed. Extremely angry. Swearing.
Hiyo 140M haiwezi enda hivo. Aje?

They hatched a plan. Ikaingiana perfectly.

They deployed agency notices to NCBA and Stanbic banks. With stern instructions:

- Freeze all Katahira accounts
- Sweep the money and forward to KRA
- Up to 140M

Katahira directors woke up the next morning. As usual, chai ya kazini ndio hua inabamba. So they didn't take tea at home.

At work, they tried to send money for tea. Accounts are frozen.

They thought, KRA made an error to freeze our accounts.

They served KRA and the banks with the court order that had already killed the tax.
And asked them to unfreeze the accounts.

KRA said they don’t want to see it. Wao wanataka tu 140M.

Angry and with caffeine induced headache,
Katahira ran to court again.

The court could not believe it.

It bashed KRA for disobedience of it's orders. And ordered the accounts to be unfrozen.

They were unfrozen.

Unfortunately, the court did not award legal costs to Katahira.

What is happening at KRA? And who is accountable?

[FÍDÍPÒTE 👑 @fidipote98RKT]

If you’re feeling under attack or just completely stuck, try this traditional cleanse to reset your shield. It’s simple, but the energy behind it is powerful.

What you’ll need:
• 3 Fresh Lemons
• Charcoal Pieces: (7 pieces for women, 9 pieces for men)
• A bucket of water

The Process:
1. Squeeze the juice of all three lemons into your bathing bucket.
Drop your charcoal pieces in right after.
2. Fill the bucket with water and set it outside in the direct sun for 3 hours. Let the water soak up that natural heat and energy.
3. Pour the water over yourself. Skip the soap and the sponge for this one just let the water do the work.
4. This is the most important part. Do not use a towel. Let the water dry on your skin naturally to seal in the protection.
Even when people come at you with bad intentions or try to bring "wahala" to your door, this is about making sure none of it sticks to you. Clean your aura, protect your peace, and keep moving forward.