Michael Funk

On Twitter for years and still not sure what to put here.

[Michael Funk @michaelsfunk]

@nytimes when you get rid of the Audio app you make it so that I can’t use CarPlay and listen. Figure it out.

[Michael Funk @michaelsfunk]

@netflix If I can watch it. Enough with the buffering.
Yall new the assignment

[Michael Funk @michaelsfunk]

@TheAuthorGuy Really excited. Lamb is my favorite book.

[Michael Funk @michaelsfunk]

@ronaldacunajr24 Get well. We have many more years to win rings.

[Michael Funk @michaelsfunk]

@TheTrentCrimm Kinghts of Genovia

[Dr. Ruth Westheimer @AskDrRuth]

If Fox News can break up with Tucker Carlson, maybe today is the day you break up that toxic relationship you're in.

[Michael Funk @michaelsfunk]

@Braves If your DH is in the 8hole - get a different DH.
He is not fast, he is hitting into too many DPs and killing innings. I would rather have the pitcher hit. Fried can leg one out.

[Michael Funk @michaelsfunk]

@SteveLevitan This is sad. Reboot is one of the few shows that had me laughing out loud at least once per episode.

[Michael Funk @michaelsfunk]

@SouthwestAir After canceling flights to DCA and sending my kids to Richmond, without their bags, how do I tell you where to send their bags?
#theyneedclothes

[Michael Funk @michaelsfunk]

@ErikAinge3 This did not age well

[Michael Funk @michaelsfunk]

@TheAuthorGuy So where can we follow you now

[Michael Funk @michaelsfunk]

@JoJoFromJerz He says “ho ho ho, now I have a machine gun”. Wouldn’t say it if it was an Easter movie.

[Michael Funk @michaelsfunk]

@Sklarsky Ummmmm. I’m across the street

[Michael Funk @michaelsfunk]

@MarkHamill I remember it as a 5 year old. I have fond memories of seeing that world and my hero’s on the tv.

[Michael Funk @michaelsfunk]

My prediction.
Trump loses the primary.
He then runs as an Independent.
He uses running a grift. He can't give up the time between losing the primary and general election, too much money to take.

[Michael Funk @michaelsfunk]

@parksandrec Only real answer.
The Flu is close.

[Leslie Jones 🦋 @Lesdoggg]

AAAAAAAMEN!!!

[Michael Funk @michaelsfunk]

@Sklarsky Your congressman will be Hank Johnson. Gerrymandering moved Lucy out of our district.

[MazJobrani @MazJobrani]

Elections have repercussions! 6-3 court leading us to the Handmaid’s Tale can all be traced to the “I’m gonna sit this one out” folks of the 2016 elections.

[Michael Funk @michaelsfunk]

@Acyn I can’t handle this level of stupid. Do they not have fire drills in Texas