Michael Smith

You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose but you can't pick your friend's nose

[Michael Smith @michaelsmith942]

Bronze commanders, silver commanders, gold commanders...and nobody thought to say "hang on, this night make us look bad"

[Ash Sarkar @AyoCaesar]

Women being snatched by police at the vigil for Sarah Everard. Shameful, shameful scenes.

[Sam Wilson @simonwilson2304]

I'm married to an Australian. I returned to Australia from the UK in October.

This is my experience of what happened to me when I arrived in the country during COVID.

I think it will help people understand how criminally bad our government's response has been. (a thread).

[lucas eubank 🍼 @BestLucasEubank]

new to twitter, what's up everybody?

[The Secret Barrister 🦋 @BarristerSecret]

I want to tell you about a criminal case I’ve been contacted about.

It’s not pleasant, but in light of @BorisJohnson’s comments yesterday, I think it’s important.

It’s not one of my cases, but it’s v similar to many I prosecute. It involves serious allegations of rape. [THREAD]

[Mark Toshner @mark_toshner]

More on vaccines. I'm going to get boring and geeky on this (no apologies) on the 10 year thing. Vaccines "normally take 10 years". This is being use as a reason to be fearful (ie rushed job). I'm a clinical trials doc. I can tell you most of that time is spent doing...1/n

[Michael Smith @michaelsmith942]

Men are trash: part 1

[Michael Smith @michaelsmith942]

@babatopeOalabi @karliwgr Allow it yh I've never seen it before

[Michael Smith @michaelsmith942]

@babatopeOalabi @layloserr A difficult decision I'm sure

[Leicester Students’ Union @LeicesterUnion]

Congratulations to Karli Wagener your 2020/21 Wellbeing Officer who is currently on placement and unfortunately can’t be here tonight. We can’t wait to work with Karli next year on her campaigns to represent students’ health and wellbeing 🙌

[Allie Goertz @AllieGoertz]

Sorry I’m late, I still don’t know how long it takes to shower

[SMALL MEATBALL @karliwgr]

@MsOgechi and I spoke on @BBCLeicester about #MeTooOnCampus this morning!

Skip to 02:04:20 to give it a listen!

https://t.co/V4fBVQCHdB

[Michael Smith @michaelsmith942]

@sphieyoung Judging by your spelling I think you were probably finished anyway

[Mda_ @mda_98]

📍Granby street, Leicester, LE1 😍

[Michael Smith @michaelsmith942]

Currently there are 4 people asleep in my living room, theres candle wax all over the coffee table, the kitchen floor has puddles on and the clothes horse is in about 5 pieces.
"Post drinks at yours" they said.
"It'll be fun" they said...

[Hailey @_hailey_curtis_]

I have the coolest dog

[… @mrmuskisacunt]

Oh, Britain and exit. I get it.

[b.b @benoobrown]

Today is the only day you can retweet this

[Celebrity Refs @CelebrityRefs]

“Off you pop”

#CelebrityRefs

(via @jack_finney)

[Kath 💙🙀🇪🇺✊🏾 @KathyBurke]

She is a stupid woman tho 🤷🏻‍♀️