Michael Stoner

Tyrone Area School District Senior Class of 2020
Golden Eagle Baseball #1

[Rob Bradford @bradfo]

Want to get fired up? Listen to Pedro:

[Mike @GMagz_420]

Craig Breslow looking for the guy who built a dogshit team

[Michael Stoner @michaelst0ney1]

hey @ryanwhitney6 on behalf of all @AnaheimDucks ducks fans everywhere fuck you we watched every game

[Tyler Milliken @tylermilliken_]

Thank you for everything, AC. 🫡

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Here is a question. You think Cora didn’t want Bregman back even though Bregman loved it here? You think it was Cora who didn’t believe him that he had another offer from the Cubs? You think it was Cora who cheaped out? You think it was Cora who wants Durbin as his 3rd baseman over one of the best leaders in baseball? (Cubs 2nd best record in baseball by the way). This team is a joke but it’s been a joke for a long time and it all starts with John Henry. He won’t pay for anybody. Breslow sucks. Henry sucks. #selltheteam

[brayan bello defender🙂‍↕️ @tessiesbestie]

Alex Cora gave us 2018 and for that, in this house, he’s a goddamn hero

[Kevin Pillar @KPILLAR4]

Should have fired Breslow.. Fatse best hitting coach I had in my career

[Jared Carrabis @Jared_Carrabis]

Five bombs off Bello. Leave ‘em out there until he gets to 100 pitches. This shit is unacceptable. Why should the bullpen have to die every time this guy is on the mound? This is your mess. Wear it.

[Tyler @tadams1596]

We are all hogdale rn

[Jared Carrabis @Jared_Carrabis]

I’m someone who considers themselves pretty excited to watch the Red Sox tonight. Also known as a “fucking idiot.”

[Mike @GMagz_420]

God I miss Xander so much.

I remember being 15 following his minor league career and telling my uncle in 2014 that he’s gonna be a star.

I had his old 72 shirsey.

Wish he stayed here forever. He should’ve stayed here forever.

Love you Xander ❤️

[Underdog MLB @UnderdogMLB]

Alec Bohm on Phillies offense to start the season, via @MrUram:

"We need to get hits, simply. I mean, we just haven't gotten a lot of hits."

Trea Turner - 3/18, 5 K
Kyle Schwarber - 2/16, 8 K
Bryce Harper - 1/16, 4 K
Alec Bohm - 2/14, 1 K

[Underdog MLB @UnderdogMLB]

Dylan Cease last 7 hitters:

K
K
K
K
K
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K

[Section 10 Podcast @Section10Pod]

Ace ate Mikey’s AirPods and @EllynCarrabis bought him new ones. Legend 👏

[Ara Parseghian @CoachParseghian]

Yet the football team is too scared of the cold to play in South Bend in October.

[Top Tier Notre Dame @TopTierND]

They could never make me hate you ❤️

[Jared Carrabis @Jared_Carrabis]

If MLB games were played with the same emotion and passion as WBC games, baseball would be the number one global sport in less than a decade.

[Jesse Pollock @jpolly22]

Even tho I don’t think there’s a team beating the Colorado Avalanche this year… There isn’t a more exciting team to watch in the NHL right now than the Anaheim Ducks.

[KutterIsKing @KutterIsKing]

Craig breslow rn if he was never traded to the Red Sox in 2012