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''You miss 100% of the shots you don't take - Wayne Gretzky'' - Michael Scott

[Andrew Bloch @AndrewBloch]

BREAKING: Colin, Cuthbert, Clyde, Cecil, Curly and Wiggles have agreed to establish a new Caterpillar ‘Super League’, with 3 more caterpillars expected to join.

[Tim Sullivan 🐋 @timjsully]

Amazon didn’t even really try with this one lol

[Alf Dubs @AlfDubs]

Where to start with Patel's 'overhaul' of the rules regarding asylum, announcement today?
A thread...1/4

[Dan Price @DanPriceSeattle]

manipulating the stock market

[Matt Gordon @mattyflash23]

There’s so much to unpack from this interview with #Maddison for coaches, players, analysts or fans. Some great insights.

Big future ahead of him as a player, I’d imagine him to be a pundit soon after his playing career too. #LEICHE

[Elliot Hackney @ElliotHackney]

What an absolute worm

[Keir Starmer @Keir_Starmer]

This Government gave Dominic Cummings a £40k pay rise after his trip to Barnard Castle.

Wasted £22bn on a testing system that doesn’t work.

Sprayed money on private contracts that didn't deliver.

Stop the waste. Stop the cronyism.

Give key workers the pay rise they deserve.

[Pager Power Ltd @PagerPower]

As the frequency and intensity of extreme weather events increases, so does the damage and the financial burden. Learn more: https://t.co/Yokeb6eb3x #climatechange #renewableenergy #carbonemissions

[Brooklyn Nets @BrooklynNets]

Did you know you could win a Kevin Durant City Edition jersey just by retweeting?

So what are you waiting for? RT for a chance to win!

@GEICO 📋 | https://t.co/uShdBXw0YI

[mike @michaelsuttonn]

@michaelself1998 @SundayChants Would have thought after two years you’d let it go 😢😢

[Stoke City FC @stokecity]

YESSSS!

[B I C E P @feelmybicep]

NEW ALBUM INCOMMMMING⁣
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BICEP - ISLES - @ninjatune - JAN 22ND 2021 ⁣
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1st SINGLE ‘APRICOTS’ JUST DROPPED:⁣ https://t.co/yisYWCVXlZ

[mike @michaelsuttonn]

😔

[✿caitlin✿ @suppycaitlin]

male birth control is free and it’s called having two monitors and a light up keyboard

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m going to give 10 random people who retweet this tweet $10,000 EACH! You must be following @Pulte and me so we can dm you if you win $10,000! Ends in 72 hours, will show proof ❤️

[Jeffery Perkins @JefferyxBball]

*All classes are online now*

Lunch ladies: