Michael Todaro

Manhattan based rock and roll portrait photographer in #NYC Booking: [email protected] (He/Him)

[Michael Todaro @michaeltodaro]

Holy shit

[theyfab trade @likebattleangel]

Someone was kidnapped by ICE in my neighborhood today, they got him by sending text messages to him saying he had a package at UPS to renew his USCIS paperwork. When he got there, UPS told him they don't send text messages and then ICE kidnapped him in the UPS parking lot.

[Is this a 3D model? @IsThisA3DModel]

80% of the children who accepted Wonka's Golden Ticket died

[xGimli @_xGimli]

no sold TWO lethal injections?

[Michael Todaro @michaeltodaro]

norm all the stars.jpg

[Ryan Kearney @rp_kearney]

childhood best bud sent me this dispatch from the wild world of Straight People Bumble, and like……i just……

[Michael Todaro @michaeltodaro]

this is legit my retirement plan

[meatball times @meatballtimes]

desperately hoping my gf becomes powerful enough one day that I, too, am featured in a tiny little "husband" box in an article

[Michael Todaro @michaeltodaro]

I’m further up on the upper west side than anne is but someday our families will have a bitchin dinner party

[Kate @girlfromaspen]

Anne Hathaway has a dirty mind? 😂

[Michael Todaro @michaeltodaro]

internet veteran and still seeing new things

[Russell “Stringer” Bell @taykintern]

What the fuck

[Michael Todaro @michaeltodaro]

if the Phillies don’t win I’m Japanese

[Foul Territory @FoulTerritoryTV]

Munetaka Murakami: "I'm drunk. I'm drunk. Yesterday, maybe hungover. No, not yesterday, tomorrow. Sorry, I don't speak English."

[Benjamin @bschne]

Werner Herzog will be the last human being whose next word no language model can predict

[Sofia Coppium @indianloonie]

Robert Pattinson was good as Chris Hansen, but the actual perfect role he'll win the Oscar for is playing Vince McMahon

[Amanda Deibert @amandadeibert]

Sure. that’s what we will call it

[toshita ⟐ nesta archeron akgae @maggie_rhees]

postseason baseball is awesome. the other team gets a single and it makes you wanna kill yourself yet you’ve never felt more alive ❤️

[Owain @orhunt]

OH MY—

[Kafka, Esq. 🧌 @metalgearobama]

“Have you seen” yes. Yes I have. I am on the internet constantly like everyone else. I have seen it. My screen time has been 8 hours a day every year since like 2007. It’s not good. I have seen it. We don’t need to talk about internet shit. How are your kids

[Michael Todaro @michaeltodaro]

‘I’m gonna chatgpt it’

There’s no way we sounded that dumb when we started using Google as verb right

[Michael Todaro @michaeltodaro]

as the lead poisoning gets worse we’re gonna see more of this shit btw

[Liz @Lizquidity]

my grandson liam came over to spend the night with me when my son wanted to “have some fun time” with his wife they dont ever let him have any sweets so i let him eat an entire pack of oreo cookies for breakfast well his parents are so “healthy” it turns out his digestive system couldnt handle the cookies and they “came back up” all over little emma’s back in miss daisy’s second grade class. now my son is saying i dont respect their rules as parents and im not to have liam OR his teenage sister over for any more sleepovers or unsupervised visitation please governor donaldson do something they are isolating me from MY grandbabies

[Michael Todaro @michaeltodaro]

real question, has anyone seen a woman or a black person advocating for agent/muse/ai usage?

[Michael Todaro @michaeltodaro]

sam altman seems way more insane than elizabeth holms

[Chase Passive Income @chasedownleads]

My AI agent just booked 20 million reservations at the 100,000 most popular restaurants in the country over the next 6 months using millions of fake identities

I’ll be selling these on the secondary market for $20 each

This is a $400 million business I spun up with 2 hours of vibe coding

The future is here

[Michael Todaro @michaeltodaro]

going no contact with my mom in 2010 was the single greatest thing I’ve ever done.

[Henry VIII @SussexHenryVIII]

In my ~5 years of hospice I never thought anything other than ‘oh that checks out’ when a patient told me their kids don’t speak to them.