Patient:0

Every tweet or comment I make, have made or will make is entirely mine and doesn't represent any entity or company but me.

[Patient:0 @michaeltschmidt]

@XboxCanada Love this!

[XBOX Canada @XboxCanada]

Have you always wanted a controller that was made for life in Canada?

RT + Follow for your chance to win 1 of 10 prize bundles including a limited edition "Buffalo Plaid" Xbox Wireless Controller and a collection of 10 games.

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[Patient:0 @michaeltschmidt]

@WestJet Is this your standard for customer service? #WestJet #poorcustomerservice

[Patient:0 @michaeltschmidt]

Good news everyone! @nerdstew is BACK! Check out our new video about Monster Hunter World.
https://t.co/Sp7GEuLGV2

[Patient:0 @michaeltschmidt]

If everyone reports Trump as inappropriate on Twitter would he get banned?

[Patient:0 @michaeltschmidt]

@LovelyVanDusen Dat Huntress tho...

[Patient:0 @michaeltschmidt]

@goodmalibu All this is missing is a sweet Burt Reynolds moustache.

[Patient:0 @michaeltschmidt]

In light of this comment he was immediately promoted to the rank and title of Captain Obvious.

[Patient:0 @michaeltschmidt]

"How tall is a racist asshole?" About... *points to salute hand gesture of racist asshole* that little. https://t.co/RPXRtYTxe0

[Patient:0 @michaeltschmidt]

You're a wonderful man, but your country is broken and will likely take my country with it... Sincerely, American's Hat - Canadia. https://t.co/SdSxSYi4KR

[Sam Riegel @samriegel]

This is who we are now.

[Patient:0 @michaeltschmidt]

50 Rumors And Hooks... - creativerogues: A bandit gang preys on wounded and weary adventurers as they... https://t.co/dPfDovdgP9

[Caldwell Tanner @caldy]

An Oral History of Garfield - Part 1:

[Jesse McLaren @McJesse]

I photoshopped a flesh-light into the background of this photo please RT so one day it accidentally get's used in an article.

[Patient:0 @michaeltschmidt]

This guy has some McAnger issues. Makes me want to Grimace. https://t.co/wgEYIfnoqb

[Patient:0 @michaeltschmidt]

Had a great time accusing my friends of being liars. @godiogoagogo… https://t.co/D1rdx9rIJe

[Patient:0 @michaeltschmidt]

Bunny time!!! https://t.co/8kBLRcQEp2

[Patient:0 @michaeltschmidt]

Current mood. https://t.co/cbkYaNiO81

[Patient:0 @michaeltschmidt]

The thing I'm best at... waiting patiently............ https://t.co/YUuvjEpmqw

[Patient:0 @michaeltschmidt]

So beautiful... should have sent... a poet... https://t.co/8BD55mSFcC

[IGN @IGN]

Here's a look at melee combat in the new #SpiderMan game!

[Patient:0 @michaeltschmidt]

Flank steak and broccoli over rice noodles. SO EFFIN'… https://t.co/Od6Aus3clX