Michael Underlin

#TikTok (@michaelunderlin), Digital Marketing (@oreillyauto), Filmmaker (@mikengary), Emcee, Board Member (@ozarksliteracycouncil) & Captain Springfield 2019.

[Michael Underlin @MichaelUnderlin]

I just want a Terminator movie where John Conner isn't recast as a different actor.

[Diana “Darcy the Mail Ghoul” Prince 🎃💌 @kinky_horror]

We just had a death in the family. I am very sad and can’t do my social media duties tonight.

Please enjoy tonight’s episode of #TheLastDriveIn with your fellow mutants. Search the # and find each other and have fun. (Also bug @therealjoebob for me, please.)

🖤 you all. 🐊

[Michael Underlin @MichaelUnderlin]

“I live my life one Quarter Pounder at a time.”
– Vin Hamburglar 🍔

#fastandfurious #mcdonalds

[Michael Underlin @MichaelUnderlin]

*Ted: I just met someone. I think she might be the one.
Gi-hun: I just watched someone die over marbles.”
Netflix: Perfect double feature.

[Michael Underlin @MichaelUnderlin]

I'VE GOT A FEVER @Nickelodeon AND THE ONLY CURE IS MORE @TinyChef

[Michael Underlin @MichaelUnderlin]

Hard to believe how much pop culture shifted between Friends starting in ’94 and ending in 2004. If it had gone three more seasons, we might’ve seen Ross texting “We were on a break!” from an iPhone.

[Michael Underlin @MichaelUnderlin]

Me: Time for sleep. 💤
My Brain: What sign does they put up after a Spirit Halloween goes out of business. 🤔🧠

[Michael Underlin @MichaelUnderlin]

So I asked #chatgpt to search the internet for me and create an action figure based on its findings. I gave it no other prompts. I’d say it not knowing I got LASIK a few years back I’d say it did a pretty spot on job. 😮
#ActionFigure #ActionFigureTrend

[Michael Underlin @MichaelUnderlin]

@philipadonovan @itsgags @Dylyn4ct @LeadingReport What year?

[Michael Underlin @MichaelUnderlin]

When I came back out of the restaurant and stood there just starring at the scene I remember thinking "How unobservant do I have to be to not notice that giant tree in the lot." I'm so glad I listened to my gut so I didn't have to come out to a flattened pancake of a car.

[Michael Underlin @MichaelUnderlin]

I wish I’d been alive when disco was at its peak. You know I’d totally be the “Disco will never die” guy. 💃🕺
Still waiting for the next wave of ska. 🎺🥱

[Michael Underlin @MichaelUnderlin]

@elonmusk I sure can’t afford to have children.

[Michael Underlin @MichaelUnderlin]

I’m so relieved that my own personal video projects were never used to train AI to….
Well robots, hope you function with MikeNgary zaniness embedded in your code.
Link to the AI checking site in the comments. 😅
#LokointheMachine

[Michael Underlin @MichaelUnderlin]

I keep waiting for a “Family Matters” spin-off/reboot like seeing Urkle & Laura’s kids etc but I guess seeing Carl Winslow (Reginald Veljohnson) will have to tide me over.
#dancingwiththestars🕺⭐️

[Michael Underlin @MichaelUnderlin]

Keeping the millennial spirit alive. 📷
#spirithalloween #blockbuster #tamagotchi #hanson

[Michael Underlin @MichaelUnderlin]

I have yet to live in a place without popcorn ceilings. 🍿
#lifegoals

[Michael Underlin @MichaelUnderlin]

@Ethan_Bryan @CaptainSGF @Fogle4MO Glad to see you’re keeping the tradition alive Ethan! ⚾️

[Clif Smart @ClifSmart]

Now that I’m retired, I can participate in political events. Last night we co-hosted a fundraiser for a person we have known her whole life. This morning a sign supporting @Fogle4MO went up in our yard.

[Captain Springfield @CaptainSGF]

Some work days are more fun than others. Today I got to be on-site at @cityutilities to raise money for @UWOzarks while throwing eggs at people from six stories high. A fun way to support a great cause over a lunch break and a not so fun way to learn I don’t love heights 👀

[Michael Underlin @MichaelUnderlin]

"Hold my cat." - Probably Taylor Swift