C U M M I N S

Teacher of students, runner of miles, mentor of young people, father of daughter, follower of politics, disseminator of facts.

[C U M M I N S @michaelvox]

Dear Parents:

You know that know-it-all, brooding, unmotivated teenager in your house who won’t make eye contact and speaks to you in single-syllable words without acknowledging that you exist? The one in their room with the door closed?

[C U M M I N S @michaelvox]

@MenInBlazers I’ve listened every single morning as I complete my French press coffee ritual. You will be sorely missed.

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Four guys who have asked ChatGPT "how to give woman orgasm"

[Middle Age Riot @middleageriot]

If any of Donald Trump's children had given him rabbit ears on live television, he would have punched them in the face.

[C U M M I N S @michaelvox]

My favorite song is being played by my favorite band in Las Vegas right now. And I’m not there.

[Ian Sharman @sharmanian]

How???!!! Amazing run, @courtdauwalter. Only 1 woman had ever gone under 17hrs at #WS100 @wser and you broke 15h30m! Best female ultra performance of all time!

[C U M M I N S @michaelvox]

UP THE TOFFEES!! #EVEBOU Nervous in San Jose, CA.

[Men in Blazers @MenInBlazers]

Who wore it better?

[C U M M I N S @michaelvox]

@RoKhanna @AlexPadilla4CA @SenFeinstein

[C U M M I N S @michaelvox]

State of the Union live! #totyapgopo #inlocoparentis

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Harry Potter lifts the World Cup trophy

[C U M M I N S @michaelvox]

Wake up the kids, phone the neighbors. Unbelievable! Mbappe hat trick! #WorldCup

[C U M M I N S @michaelvox]

Dear Americans tuning in to NFL, welcome to a real sport that the rest of the planet is glued to. #WorldCup

[C U M M I N S @michaelvox]

Extra Fucking Time!!!

[Men in Blazers @MenInBlazers]

A goal that brings massive joy to Morocco, North Africa, the entire Arab world. And Ronaldo 🇲🇦

[C U M M I N S @michaelvox]

I’m not crying, you’re crying.

[Western States 100 @wser]

Golden Hour is NOW. Join us #WS100

https://t.co/0nO2dFQEG2

[C U M M I N S @michaelvox]

2016 this time. Three compassionate graduates. Helping the world in different ways. #peacocks #2016 #sfsu #worsteconclassever #inlocoparentis @ In-N-Out Burger https://t.co/BQ3jdd4HbG

[C U M M I N S @michaelvox]

CODA > Power of the…zzzzzzz

[C U M M I N S @michaelvox]

“I’m the motherfucker who found him."

[C U M M I N S @michaelvox]

#teamchrisrock

[C U M M I N S @michaelvox]

Love will make you slap a professional comedian for telling a joke #oscars