Michael Welte

Please don't take anything I do or say seriously.

[Michael Welte @michaelwelte]

I’m not a third wheel, I’m a unicycle with training wheels.

[Michael Welte @michaelwelte]

If not a spy, she’s catfishing him and Netflix

[Michael Welte @michaelwelte]

The girl they paired Logan up with on Love on the Spectrum is definitely a Russian spy

[Michael Welte @michaelwelte]

Episode 2: Michael Swipes Right Again

[Michael Welte @michaelwelte]

Love on the Spectrum: Sunman, Indiana episode 1: Michael Swipes Right

[omer mayer believer primate 🚂 @boiler_primate]

play the classics

[Michael Welte @michaelwelte]

Petition to end texting in movies. How am I supposed to read that tiny font on a phone shown for .5 seconds?

[Cincinnati Reds @Reds]

The Reds are heartbroken to learn of the passing of baseball legend Pete Rose.

[Josh Potter @J_Potter]

The Cincinnati Reds are the most fun team in baseball.

[Michael Welte @michaelwelte]

@bcschulze Helluva game

[Cincinnati Reds @Reds]

ELLY DE LA CYCLE

[Michael Welte @michaelwelte]

@bcschulze Really regretting not taking you up on this right about now lol

[Cincinnati Reds @Reds]

Elly De La Cruz casually goes 458 feet for his first MLB career home run...

[Cincinnati Reds @Reds]

ELLY DE LA CRUZ JUST DESTROYED A BASEBALL

[zach @zach_edey]

RUN IT BACK🔄

[Hard Drive @HardDriveMag]

‘Rock, Paper, Scissors’ Pros Demand Rock Nerfed

https://t.co/7AG5ffNoUh

[ً @ClasslessVol]

Send Brandon Miller a text

[Barstool Boilermakers @BarstoolPU]

UNDISPUTED B1G CHAMPIONS

[Barstool Boilermakers @BarstoolPU]

don’t call, don’t text #iykyk

[Michael Welte @michaelwelte]

What’s my type? Girls that talk to me. Also, girls that don’t want anything to do with me.

[Michael Welte @michaelwelte]

I guess I should have learned by now

[Michael Welte @michaelwelte]

Why do I keep doing this to myself?