Mike

Somewhere between lost and found

[regina george @meanlore]

that prenup is about to be longer than any book travis kelce has ever read

[Mike @michaelwvilla]

Everyone is happy for pumpkin spice season, I am happy for tattoo season

[Mike @michaelwvilla]

Dear @SpotifyUSA

Please adjust your algorithm to only play only the #Taylorsversion of @taylorswift13 catalog on my account from here on out, please and thank you.

Best,
Mike

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

can we stop letting the oldest living people we can find run the United States

[Mike @michaelwvilla]

Not sure why I but my brain keeps wondering how many miles or steps @taylorswift13 walks while she is performing #TheErasTour .

[Mike @michaelwvilla]

@nypost @ElizabethBanks could be a good follow up to Cocaine 🐻

[Mike @michaelwvilla]

@vacasa it’s been over 60 days and my request to stop receiving mail in my deceased father name and for a property the was requested to take off you list seems to have not gone through. When will the harassment end?

[Mike @michaelwvilla]

What one thing you can say that applied to both tv news and Grindr ?

Same shit different day

[Mike @michaelwvilla]

I swipe left a lot for a person who wants to date.

[Mike @michaelwvilla]

@Trustco_Bank has the worst service. They dropped the ball and didn't send a replacement debit card to replace one that expired at the end of april. So now I am SOL for 10 days while I wait on them to send me one. #notahometownbank

[Mike @michaelwvilla]

@FoxNews just remember the only people that watch you are psychotic

[Mike @michaelwvilla]

Pretty sure @Poshmarkapp is the worst run company. The customer service is very unprofessional and take listings down with no facts .

[Mike @michaelwvilla]

@ElizabethBanks just was watching Cocaine Bear and was wondering, was the scene where the bear has the emt pinned to the ground in the ranger station with the door and starts bouncing trying to crush him a nod to “the Great Outdoors” ?

[Mike @michaelwvilla]

@zacbrownband Bittersweet and junkyard

[Mike @michaelwvilla]

Checked all two 2 targets and 3 Walmarts in a 20 mile radius and no one has the new @KipMooreMusic album #damnlove #FirstWorldProblems

[Mike @michaelwvilla]

@SavannahGuthrie that interview with the gunman’s parents was powerful. Definitely needed and insightful. So many take aways lawmakers should definitely wake up and hear.

[Mike @michaelwvilla]

@instagram you really need to get control over these sexbots

[Mike @michaelwvilla]

@hooplaDigital you really need to step up your content. Endless full novels but all you have is summaries of popular #selfhelp books

[Mike @michaelwvilla]

@KipMooreMusic will wild ones ever be available to purchase again on vinyl? Was not able to snag on #recordstoreday2023

[Mike @michaelwvilla]

Key gay skill to master is ignoring other gays that have ghosted you in public.