MichalTowber

Mother of 3 sons. Songwriter. Singer/Pianist/Guitarist. Painter.

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Is anyone else paranoid there is one plant in the house you’re forgetting to water?

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Bob’s AsBERGER’s

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Of all the ways I imagined the tome of Stephen King’s “IT” would end, I never in a million years foresaw an underage child orgy in the sewers with the 6 male characters and the 1 female character. Dirty old man, SK.

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@itspeterbrown. Jude Prywes’ 4th grade library book character pumpkin entry.

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@MTHasenfang Aw thank you. So glad you took a chance on my album (that’s how I choose wine, btw. Totally by its label). So glad we are friends!

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Sin+war. Talk about nominal determinism.

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The only way to do Passover is to eat so much matza you can’t stand the thought of it for the rest of the year.

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@OccupyDemocrats It seems pretty rational to me that he thinks there are many people who hate him so much they would rationalize poisoning him as for the greater good.

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@w0kesolanas Bringing someone’s baby into an argument is a clear indication of having no actual argument to stand on. You think Karma and history will think kindly of *this*, if it remembers you at all?

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@stats_feed Do the aliens have a sense of humor or not?

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@77_steeze This is horrible

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I have the nicest OB/GYN, but it’s so weird to carry on small talk when someone is spelunking in my woman cave. Is there like a silent OB for introverts?

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Why is the serving size two a day???!!!

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@Magnatiles

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Dashel is attempting a Guinness World Record for tallest Magna-Tiles tower to raise awareness for childhood kidney disease. You can read about our attempt and donate magna-tiles here: https://t.co/Qq5lCsuZpo

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Nothing more humbling as a singer than giving yourself a headache with your own voice.

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@MusicMafiaRadio @RandyRaatz Thank you for including me!

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Check out Michal Towber's new music video for the song "Vampire" from her new CD "One Immortal Day." From her... http://t.co/loeUHGsP