he drags hawks out to a 7/11, makes him buy an aviation pregnancy test..
hawks thinks dabi is the dumbest person alive. how would he be pregnant? sure, he’s got bird anatomy in some capacity.. and bird traits, but he’s still a man.
99% accuracy guaranteed..
“8 WEEKS”
oh.
hawks is flabbergasted, he storms out of the bathroom and throws the test at dabi’s head—knocking him straight in the cranium.
“im going to kill you dabi.”
one day, dabi swears to all above that hawks IS pregnant. they’re not the most careful, but hawks is still a bird.. well, in most capacities.
spring is still mating season.
and that’s how hawks ends up staying the night at the base.. when he goes to the kitchen the next morning, all the members gawk at him. no shirt, hair messy, post-sex glow, and no pants.. just boxers.
he’s got hand prints burned into his hips, love bites everywhere.
and hawks? oh he loves the attention.
dabi, of course, he notices. the n2 hero is an attention whore, who would’ve guessed.
well, if hawks wants to be such an attention seeking idiot, dabi will give him all the attention he so desperately wants..
it’s not often the league members get to see hawks with no jacket on, but when they do? it’s a monumental experience. dabi is not religious in any capacity but he may start praying to god if it gets hawks to wear that tight ass skin suit more often.
#dabihawks#dabi#hawks
(mentions of NSFW topics! 🔞🔞)
every-time hawks comes back to the base with no jacket on.. dabi feels something he shouldn’t for the man..
arousal.
pure, unadulterated arousal.
#dabihawks but dabi’s a civilian who keeps posting post sex photos.. of himself.. the twist? he keeps “accidentally” forgetting to crop out things that point to hawks
descobriram que um dos donos de uma marca famosa de skincare é nada mais, nada menos que o SE*NGRI e isso tá causando um rebuliço enorme entre os coreanos
#dabihawks top dabi + bottom hawks + belly bulge + possessive dabi + obsessive dabi + dabi has a big dick + hawks acts like a bird + multiple orgasms + hawks has a pussy + smut + fluff + hate sex (not actually tho)