michelle 👵🏼

siêu ham ăn 🤓

[michelle 👵🏼 @michberi]

One of my greatest achievements in my lifetime is teaching my dog how to dance. LEWK at this rhythm. UNREAL. THE TALENT. WOW

[michelle 👵🏼 @michberi]

@LACTAlD I could never. 😩😩😩 I’ve been traumatized enough

[michelle 👵🏼 @michberi]

@LACTAlD It’s literally sprite with pumps of syrup!!!! I thought soda bar meant artisanal, craft soda… not sprite with torrani 🥲

[michelle 👵🏼 @michberi]

ITS TAYLOR SWIFT WEEK BABY

[Sara K. Runnels @omgskr]

Happy Independence Day to
- all the women who are independent
- all the honeys making money
- all the mamas who profit dollars
- all the ladies who truly feel me

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

Fire danger is abnormally high this holiday weekend.

URGING you to consider firework alternatives:

- screaming “bang! boom!” at the sky
- dropping a stack of large books on the floor
- wrapping a toga around a candle
- play America the Beautiful while combining Coke and Mentos

[michelle 👵🏼 @michberi]

i kno im unhinged today bc I kept question…? on repeat and it was speaking to me

[michelle 👵🏼 @michberi]

@authorquyenle Have you checked for mold 👀

[michelle 👵🏼 @michberi]

The most disorienting part of motherhood is the sheer amount of stress in my life. I am not even exaggerating when I say I can feel my life span actively being reduced. I feel the stress all over my body — in my jaws, my neck, my muscles. Everywhere, all the time. 🥲

[michelle 👵🏼 @michberi]

had someone tell me this weekend that they’ve never seen someone as excited as me to be a mom. I truly wasn’t prepared for how much I’d love being a mom. 😫

[michelle 👵🏼 @michberi]

@D_nnyPhantom hi

[michelle 👵🏼 @michberi]

@LACTAlD YES YES samesies

[michelle 👵🏼 @michberi]

@D_nnyPhantom Love this for you

[michelle 👵🏼 @michberi]

oh my god only in the bay area can you find a $4k ADU for rent

[michelle 👵🏼 @michberi]

I won’t be shopping @westelm again. 🥲 1) there’s no customer service email anymore 2) they won’t price match their own website. I am so unhappy 😤

[michelle 👵🏼 @michberi]

@D_nnyPhantom wow friend!! I respect and appreciate your opinion!!!

[michelle 👵🏼 @michberi]

after having the baby, I find my heart aching more for my mom. I see the life I get to live and every day, I’m reminded of the woman who gave up everything to give me everything, and I get it now.

[michelle 👵🏼 @michberi]

All I’m saying is it must be hard to hear your kids blame you all the time and not recognize everything you did to give them a better life 🧐

[michelle 👵🏼 @michberi]

not even to mention the trauma they endured to get to the USA? the trauma their parents endured and passed onto them? anyways, just a long way to say, I think a lot of our parents deserve empathy from us too.