mczlapinski.bsky.social

she/her/hers

[DA VINKI @VorosTwins]

Shoutout to everyone with Da Autism 😁😁

[mczlapinski.bsky.social @michczlapinski]

follow me on bluesky @mczlapinski.bsky.social i’m looking to leave twitter soon

[mczlapinski.bsky.social @michczlapinski]

me: my social game at work is great today
me, five minutes later, to my coworkers: hey if someone cut off their own limb and offered to cook it for you would you try a piece of it

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lightening mcqueen…..

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am i gonna have to play fortnite now

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Hank Hill from ‘KING OF THE HILL’ is reportedly coming to Fortnite.

(Source: @FNBRintel)

[mczlapinski.bsky.social @michczlapinski]

watching a bunch of rats play outside a mcdonald’s rn

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@radicaldirt uti due???? 😐😔

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meet me at vienna beef plaza

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me waiting 20 minutes for my sims to finally load

[mczlapinski.bsky.social @michczlapinski]

@fairygodson just a simple start with one sim/no house and then try to grow 10 generations. also trying to include career paths i never do bc i always end up making my sims artists lmao

[mczlapinski.bsky.social @michczlapinski]

ok

[mczlapinski.bsky.social @michczlapinski]

@fairygodson me too >:) i am trying to do a legacy/generation challenge

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@radicaldirt YAY

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@radicaldirt riley play crazy frog

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IT WAS NOT A COMPLIMENT

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we are missing out on the opportunity to call elon musk fans “muskrats”

[mczlapinski.bsky.social @michczlapinski]

i need to itch under my teeth

[mczlapinski.bsky.social @michczlapinski]

when you wake up next to him in the middle of the night with your head in your hands, you’re nothing more than his wife

[mczlapinski.bsky.social @michczlapinski]

me staring at the shrimp cocktail at the christmas eve party