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Walking shitpost. Professional white woman. hEDS. Celiac - no oats or soy!!!! Master LE. Skin research. My dogs are very important.

[Jε @Michelangebro]

Do you follow someone just bc they’re a trainwreck and you can’t bring yourself to unfollow?

[Jε @Michelangebro]

I grabbed a cactus thinking it was a paddle cactus and I can’t do arms today at the gym because of this mistake.

[Jε @Michelangebro]

@lilchiva @paige_eden Right? I trust Paige so I wanna hear what she has to say about it, my quick googling just said it’s some 4chan thing.

[Jε @Michelangebro]

It’s really fun when you start not feeling great and it’s like what is it? Did one of the food recalls finally get to me? Did I catch something going out? Is there a new thing going around? Is it my tattoo removal causing bad things in my body? A new biological warfare? All?

[Jε @Michelangebro]

“How come I never see you in a dress?” Because you’re creepy? I don’t know.

[Jε @Michelangebro]

@ungratefuljed There’s the Netflix ‘Heavenly Ever After’ that has a part about pets crossing the bridge. When I tell you it actually changed how my brain handled losing my one dog, like I’m tearing up right now. I really recommend just watching until that (idr what episode)

[Jε @Michelangebro]

@ungratefuljed Would your cat want you to be miserable? No. Your cat wants you to be happy, even if cat is no longer able to snuggle on you. Maybe go volunteer on a farm or with a rescue organization to give and get some healing.

[Jε @Michelangebro]

@annabesss The owner of the company was heavily linked to Epstein. Rumor also has it that’s why the Pink line was created to get younger girls into sexier underwear and “normalize it”.

[Jε @Michelangebro]

@KadenTheManGuy @DiamonDie @DeepHydrangeas She’s saying you CAN heal from your trauma, it’s up to you to put in the work.

[Jε @Michelangebro]

Ordered my Halloween costume finally. I’m excited for this year.

[Jε @Michelangebro]

This is so cute and actually important.

[Shrimple Konakuri @shrimplekonakur]

make it shrimple https://t.co/xHiz8v5cMD

[Jε @Michelangebro]

I had to sit in my ex’s old part of the warehouse today and you could still feel his damn energy despite me saging 100x 😞 it was hard.

[Jε @Michelangebro]

@paige_eden “Can’t Get You Out of My Head” - Kylie Minogue and maybe “AM to PM” by Christina Milian.

[Jε @Michelangebro]

I had a dream last night that I was in the weird terminal and I think I was running from someone? Like I escaped and I was about to be caught so I ****** ******?

[Jε @Michelangebro]

I left at 7:35 and it usually takes me an hour to get to the warehouse. They closed down a road and didn’t have it properly rerouted. Oh well. God is good.

[Jε @Michelangebro]

They should have competitive driving but for people to remain composed during rush hour and they’re running late when it’s kinda raining and they’re either on 4 or 95 in Miami.

[Jε @Michelangebro]

I would have lost by now because the person in front of me decided to stop at a green light to wait for it to turn yellow then wouldn’t go when it was our turn again. Gtfo fucking Georgia ass bitch some of us have to be in a meeting in 4 minutes.

[Jε @Michelangebro]

This is how my celiac disease unlocked 🫠

[Veronica, Collagen Scientist 🇵🇱 @celestialbe1ng]

You don’t have to physically injure someone to damage their body/biology/life. Chronic fear will divert energy away from regeneration, curiosity and growth into vigilance and survival (cancer metabolism, premature ageing). The psychological wound is only one part of the injury bc the organism pays for it metabolically

[Veronica, Collagen Scientist 🇵🇱 @celestialbe1ng]

You don’t have to physically injure someone to damage their body/biology/life. Chronic fear will divert energy away from regeneration, curiosity and growth into vigilance and survival (cancer metabolism, premature ageing). The psychological wound is only one part of the injury bc the organism pays for it metabolically

[Jε @Michelangebro]

@lettersfromjuno What if we have lot of fortune in third house and the degrees are completely divisible by 3 lmao. 🐱

[Jε @Michelangebro]

I have like a disappearing/reappearing headache in a very weird spot (right of center of hairline). It disappears for like up to 30 minutes then comes back with vengeance for a few then just feels like I bumped my head for awhile then is gone. It’s like pulsating?