Michele McKenzie

Fun, happy, loyal and sometimes mad. Avid reader, beta reader, PA to @Kenzie8mc and founding member of @bbbbookblog

[Michele McKenzie @michelemacca]

Don’t you just love it when @RoyalMail says they’ve tried to deliver something at 18:33 and no one’s home, when not only are you sat in the house but also have a ring doorbell that not only wasn’t used but shows no one near your front door since 17:10!

[Michele McKenzie @michelemacca]

@audibleuk PLEASE sort the app out. Since the recent upgrade it consistently shuts down every two minutes when you’re trying to listen to a bloody book!!

[Michele McKenzie @michelemacca]

@PaulYoungParlez Sorry it’s late. I was in the office yesterday but belated birthday wishes. I hope you had as good a day as I did for my birthday ❤️

[Michele McKenzie @michelemacca]

@realmartinkemp And this is why I think you’re awesome!! Merry Christmas

[Michele McKenzie @michelemacca]

@gareththomas14 Happy birthday Gareth. Have an amazing day x

[Michele McKenzie @michelemacca]

@KFC_UKI @xboxuk 666

[Michele McKenzie @michelemacca]

@Dominos_UK please bring back the Cini Dippers dessert!!!

[Michele McKenzie @michelemacca]

@momijiHQ I placed an order on the 24th February and heard nothing since and haven’t received my order

[HM Revenue & Customs @HMRCgovuk]

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[Michele McKenzie @michelemacca]

Happy birthday @PaulYoungParlez!

[Michele McKenzie @michelemacca]

@JimSayers77 @ForcesNews He’s ostracised because of his own doing. He was born into the Royal Family and knew what was expected. If he didn’t like it that much why wait until he married Meghan to do it

[Michele McKenzie @michelemacca]

@Argos_Online @ArgosHelpers No one has called me despite @ArgosHelpers saying someone would and it’s just snapped completely on me whilst I was sitting on it. I’m disabled and ended up on the floor jammed between the chair, my desk and the wall!

[Michele McKenzie @michelemacca]

@Argos_Online had my chair less than two months and it’s already broken! Not great for a £250 chair. Not even thinking about the fact I nearly fell backwards when I reclined in it!

[Michele McKenzie @michelemacca]

@angela_grumpy @HRHPWales I agree. Seeing the tear drop from his nose broke me

[Michele McKenzie @michelemacca]

@RoyalFamily I am genuinely@devastated at the very sad loss of Her Majesty this afternoon. A very sad day for our country and the commonwealth. May you Rest in Peace ma’am 😭

[Michele McKenzie @michelemacca]

@asda I loved the pepperoni parcels I got in Friday but wasn’t too keen on the texture addition!!!

[Michele McKenzie @michelemacca]

@MichelleObama you’re beautiful message played at Her Majesty’s Platinum Jubilee gave me chills. You described Her Majesty to a tee. Thank you from the UK

[Michele McKenzie @michelemacca]

@MartinLondonTHT And gorgeous! Never be ashamed of who you are or of your situation. Have a wonderful Easter

[Michele McKenzie @michelemacca]

@Hermesparcels what’s the point of having a ring doorbell if your delivery drivers not only don’t use it but don’t even bother knocking on the door!

[Michele McKenzie @michelemacca]

Happy birthday @PaulYoungParlez. I hope you e had a better day than I’ve had lol