Michele

time is money. money is power. power is pizza and pizza is knowledge.

[Michele @micheleshouts]

Do unto others and all that shit.

[Michele @micheleshouts]

Can you fuckers do me a solid and please take this virus situation seriously?

Choosing to be flippant most likely won’t hurt you, it will hurt the immunocompromised and elderly you encounter during the 2-week incubation period.

[Michele @micheleshouts]

Can we just do these simple fucking things so we don’t have a total system collapse?

Think of taking care of yourself as a service to others.

[Michele @micheleshouts]

#pimples

[Michele @micheleshouts]

I’m such a good kid and I love ya #piples

[Michele @micheleshouts]

It is me. I am the binker. #p4a2019

[Michele @micheleshouts]

No bubblegum is safe! Muahaa

[Michele @micheleshouts]

@pwallinga @ChristophSouza @lizzzzzielogan Mine are “wanna see me shotgun this?” And “those shoes are bi-curious.”

[Michele @micheleshouts]

Nothing like the emotional whiplash of the anticipation and joy of a level up followed by the despair of an empty XP register.

[Michele @micheleshouts]

IT WILL NOT GO AWAY

[Michele @micheleshouts]

Twitter keeps telling me I have an unread message that isn't there (and no it's not under "message requests") and it's bugging me so much.

[Michele @micheleshouts]

@hankgreen I’m VERY excited that y’all are coming to Raleigh.

[Michele @micheleshouts]

@hankgreen I've been thinking of this scene for a week now because of your butt is legs crusade. #piples

https://t.co/v1hWR1ksev

[kasey @SMASEY]

Just a reminder that your girlfriend doesn’t want a heart-shaped .25 carat diamond necklace from kay for Christmas this year. Just don’t even bother dude

[Adam Ellis @adamtotscomix]

PSA: If you’re doing shopping for artsy kids this holiday season, avoid these art sets. Every artist I know got these as a kid and LOATHED them, because the quality sucks. Instead, find out what medium the kid likes and get nice versions of that specific thing.

[Michele @micheleshouts]

@brokeymcpoverty Ant and from NJ

[Michele @micheleshouts]

@jennyjaffe I think about this a lot, honestly.

[Michele @micheleshouts]

The Christmas lights reflect off my ring and make pretty colorful Christmas sparkles and my goodness do I like it a lot.

[Alex @_alexandriaryan]

A thread of Christmas explosion videos from Tik Tok bc they’re my fucking favorite: