Michele Jordan

My life is a series of embarrassing events drawn together by telling people about those events.

[noel thatcher @noelthatcher]

This is an amazing affirmation of the @parkrunUK movement @MetroVISports @BritBlindSport huge thanks to all the guides. https://t.co/4iIGj18R90

[Helen Hood @parkrunhelen]

We had a record- breaking 43 guides out and about at the weekend supporting our visually impaired participants @parkrunUK #loveparkrun

[Michele Jordan @micheletjordan]

Lost my bank card whilst fundraising for charity. Just like an Alanis Morrisette song.

[Michele Jordan @micheletjordan]

@itscran cancel Monday, I'm moving to Costa Rica to live with the monkeys. https://t.co/jy3tf0v1pQ

[Sarah Cranston @itscran]

*Watches 1 documentary* *spends hours searching humpback whale diving expeditions online*

[World Rugby @WorldRugby]

HISTORY! @IrishRugby have beaten the @AllBlacks for the first time ever, with a 40-29 win in Chicago. #IREvNZL

[Michele Jordan @micheletjordan]

Come on you boys in green!

[Michele Jordan @micheletjordan]

@mirrytots https://t.co/0ymXJ9yVeK

[Michele Jordan @micheletjordan]

When you can't even get a text back from the handy man.

[Michele Jordan @micheletjordan]

I'm so happy to live in a flat where noodles are an acceptable starter before noodles.

[Michele Jordan @micheletjordan]

@treenjennings hehe. I'm ready for my call up for Taken 4.

[Michele Jordan @micheletjordan]

It might have taken three days to bring in my washing but only 60 seconds to find the guy who gave my housemate a false name on tinder.

[Michele Jordan @micheletjordan]

Nothing assembles the flat quicker than a documentary about serial killers.

[Michele Jordan @micheletjordan]

A harmless Netflix suggestion and I've accepted the fact I'm never sleeping again.

[Michele Jordan @micheletjordan]

Advice from Aunty D - "I hope you meet the man of your dreams. Just keep your own bank account."

[Michele Jordan @micheletjordan]

Master of getting buses in the wrong direction.

[Michele Jordan @micheletjordan]

We love the NHS https://t.co/caawYERh4l

[Michele Jordan @micheletjordan]

9-5 is the adult equivalent of Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy and the Easter Bunny.

[Michele Jordan @micheletjordan]

Here we go Ireland 🇮🇪 #ShoulderToShoulder

[Michele Jordan @micheletjordan]

Rainy days and rugby 🌹