michele

straight chellin. 🐶💜🚺🦄

[michele @michelezies]

Low key in the most best favorite relationship I’ve ever been in…… her names Ashley. At her

[michele @michelezies]

I hate small confrontation so much my neighbor of over a year and a half still calls me Susan… IT DOESNT EVEN RHYME

[michele @michelezies]

Dear table 121
I Am so sorry you never got your to go bag for your To go boxes.. I gave it to the wrong table and the thought was lost… I will forever think of you 🥺🫤

[michele @michelezies]

The gf literally covers my eyes when dck scenes come up in movies 🙈🤣🍆

[michele @michelezies]

Low key in the most best favorite relationship I’ve ever been in…… her names Ashley. At her

[michele @michelezies]

Sooo today we called the cops on a furbaby left in the car in a mall parking lot.. it was 87 degrees outside… who knows how hot it was for him in the car… #noregerts

[michele @michelezies]

When someone says “be better” but you’re mentally incapable

[michele @michelezies]

Ew

[michele @michelezies]

Psa. I love my girlfriend .

[michele @michelezies]

My girlfriend shit in a plastic bag on our back porch this morning. I love her even more now. 🥹

[michele @michelezies]

Didn’t know I could be even more obsessed after she moved in. Like I can see you all the time!? ALWAYS!?!! Hokey 😈

[michele @michelezies]

I don’t always get sick.. but when I do.. I’m glad it’s been while I’ve had this girlfriend. Seriously tho can’t remember the last time I’ve been ill and it’s happened twice since I’ve been with her. She’s an angel 😍

[michele @michelezies]

When the power randomly goes out in the middle of the day and she offers to heat up bath water on the stove >>> … 🥺🥰

[michele @michelezies]

Ugh ever get randomly jealous figuring out your girlfriends ex is hella hott 🙄💔

[michele @michelezies]

Just so I don’t forget

[michele @michelezies]

Oh shit? I’m happy!?!

[michele @michelezies]

Oh btw. I live in California now. :)

[michele @michelezies]

Dammit. I fucked up and went to Applebee’s again. I swear I’ll be productive tomorrow 🍻

[michele @michelezies]

My most toxic quality? I’ll prob text back immediately.

[michele @michelezies]

It’s fucking campfire mk. Not bobs sauce not cowboy not bon fire not chip pottle not fry sauce. Feckin CAMPFIRE.