michelle🇲🇽

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[Sosa✧. @luhvvsosa]

i cant stop thinking about how someone said that someone should put ozempic in a dart gun and shoot it at him

[. @emmasarchivee]

Fun facts to get to know me 😍💖🎉

Im chopped
I'm fat
I'm chronically online
I have 0 irl friends
I have no life
Im actively suicidal
I'm in my academic downfall era
I have a fucked relationship w food
I'm in an abusive relationship w myself
I have fucked up mental health

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @fw_naetoblaq]

good thing I went on dnd

[phoenix @luckyphoeniix]

protein eyelash curler
protein lipgloss
protein frappuccino
protein chapstick
protein sunscreen
protein gasoline
protein margarita
protein geek bar
protein headphones

[santana @santanaxleigh]

don toliver ugly ass sure know how to make some sexy music

[. @emmasarchivee]

is it just me or was 7th grade was life alteringly horrible literally the worst year of your life for you or are u normal

[BASED SAVAGE @crackcobain__]

I’ll serve crack before I serve this country

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

@EndWokeness Dodged a lot of bullets this past year.

[dracojeremy @jeremyb___]

i’m picking the one that casually took a picture in front of the white house when the white house was hunting him😂

[ᖭི༏ᖫྀ theEBONYPRINCESS ᖭི༏ᖫྀ @sailormorcurry]

niggas puttin pimple patches on herpes flare ups

[cole @colehasthoughts]

Just smelled my exes cologne on someone and had to genuinely take a minute to regroup myself

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

When i yell 6 7 to my little cousins but instead of following the trend they just say "grown ass man btw" and walk away

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

‘Are you busy?’

Me: ‘No’

*Incoming video call*

[༒︎ @offprozac]

first in my bloodline to think more about dying than getting married

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

When you realize the only single people left in your family are you and your 7 years old nephew

[Hash @Hashbergers]

Don't you DARE compare Punch to Moo Deng.

Punch came from the MUD. He was ABANDONED, and all the other monkeys HATE him.

Moo Deng was a fat pampered slob. Don't ever compare my GOAT to that fat little bitch.