michelle

I had a dream about you, we were in a gold room where everyone finally gets what they want.

[michelle @michelladasss]

🍒🥭🍓

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

“you did it queen” i whisper as I move everything from Friday’s to do-list to Monday’s to-do list

[michelle @michelladasss]

what do you mean you’re done? they just now got to the hustle on the selena disco medley.

[ℳ @BRELLAFASHION]

Brittany Murphy Singing

[Prince Lamon @RoyalPrince01]

You to the AI:

[LVL @misslindsayv]

Happy pride, babes

[michelle @michelladasss]

choose the career path that gives you the most free hotel stays

[إقرأ @ghoulhag]

starting your first job in corporate as a woman with a bubbly personality and genuinely wanting to get along with everybody

[puppy ౨ৎ @hwospitaI]

mf’s will lick your asshole but not eat a tomato.

[bean smoothie™ @beansm00thie]

plan A is to lock in, plan B is to blow my shit smoove off

[garshmo @garshmo]

Say a hen needed a bathroom break. I would gladly sit on the egg. That’s just who I am

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

I get semi-frequent stomachaches after seeing a movie because my cinema-loving soul is sad to leave the theater. NOT because of the popcorn. That simply wouldn’t be possible

[jane doe ☣︎ @f8lfang]

too busy smoking my own grass to notice if yours is greener

[michelle @michelladasss]

yeah that would definitely make sense if i was a huge dumbass

[michelle @michelladasss]

every single street in downtown is being worked on at the same time.. im sleeping at the dart station

[mae @fckoffmaebe]

hotdog in one hand, you in the other

[L 🇨🇦 @Ann_Hedonia1]

But your honour you know how I get

[retrocvnt @retrocvnty]

Happy International Women’s Day!