Michelle Valencia

Spiritual student. Poker player. Singer and soul expressionist. Life Conqueror.

[Michelle Valencia @michelle0818]

$1700 return flight to New York
$580 seats to see Lea Michele

Of course this diva no shows two nights in a row….

I spent a shit ton on $$$ and this &@+* just absolutely thinks of herself. Suck it b!!!

#leamichelesucks

[Dr. Simon @goddek]

There is an entire continent that skipped the shot and its people aren't dying suddenly. Let that sink in!

[Michelle Valencia @michelle0818]

In honour of the sexiest man alive 😉 @ChrisEvans

[Michelle Valencia @michelle0818]

@JonathanLittle Meditation

[Michelle Valencia @michelle0818]

@leeoralexandra Always

[Michelle Valencia @michelle0818]

@wnt2know @ChrisEvans Bubbles are stupid

[Michelle Valencia @michelle0818]

@leeoralexandra And thank you for the reminder… it’s medicine …it’ll pass…it’s just tough to see in the moment ❤️

[Michelle Valencia @michelle0818]

@leeoralexandra I’m feeling like I’m going backwards…all my pain is out…this retrograde is kicking my a$$$$

[Michelle Valencia @michelle0818]

@fintwit @elonmusk @AceKicker_19

[Michelle Valencia @michelle0818]

These things confuse me. I used to see these things and would automatically be like “CONGRATULATIONS!”

Now it’s like ….uhmmm…
Yey bro? What is it? It’s so confusing! 🤪

#imissthesimpletimes

[Michelle Valencia @michelle0818]

Ya…this is it. I claim this now.

[ehime ora @ehimeora]

There are no more lessons to learn, just the rest of life to experience.

[Michelle Valencia @michelle0818]

I don’t leave the house. I’m allowed to have holiday couch potato Netflix and eat life until 2022. The end.

[Michelle Valencia @michelle0818]

@djmacjr I’m glad she’s giving free lessons 😂

[Michelle Valencia @michelle0818]

@MitchLex87 @AceKicker_19 @MaximeBernier See uncle Ryan! I told you you were a hero long time ago at yellowhead when you broke up that fight and saved us. I said, you’re like Batman or something! Now the world just seeing it ❤️

[Michelle Valencia @michelle0818]

Is there a tent city in Edmonton? Where?

[Michelle Valencia @michelle0818]

Last couple days I’m just more connected to life, more in love, more grateful. Working hard on staying here more......the times have made it easy to forget....but I’m working on it 💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼
#doesntmatter #lifeisagift #bethechange #sendinglovetotheworld

[Michelle Valencia @michelle0818]

@VanessaKade @carlosincanada I’d stare at that shit allll day haha I can’t even imagine the feeling weeeee

[Michelle Valencia @michelle0818]

@VanessaKade This is amazing Vanessa I’m so happy for you! ❤️

[Michelle Valencia @michelle0818]

@leeoralexandra I eat sushi once in while but vegan at home yup

[Michelle Valencia @michelle0818]

I’m dying omg 😂😂😂

[Mikael Thalen @MikaelThalen]

A lawyer using Zoom had to let a judge know that he wasn’t a cat after inadvertently activating a face filter