11 years ago, I was texting a dude I'd hooked up with a few times as I got ready for thanksgiving back in my hometown. "I forget, what's your town called again?" He asked. I told him. One EIGHT HOUR DRIVE later he appeared at my doorstep.
WHAT A DUMBASS.
Anyway we're married.
me: “I’ll study for this exam this weekend”
*procrastinates all weekend*
me 1 hour before the exam trying to study: “well if I don’t know it by now no point studying”
How fucken dare you!!! $80 fucken dollars, all for $80 fucken dollars you beat a man pushed a Raspado cart in the heat, to make a few dollars for his family. SPREAD THIS SHIT, I HOPE THEY FIND WHOEVER DID THIS