Michelle Ackerman

I spend my time telling stories, working on music discovery, and writing jokes.

[Michelle Ackerman @michelleack]

Unfortunately can't make it anymore so selling 2 weekend passes to @greenriverfest, let me know if you're interested in going!

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@elissab To get to work with (esp in my first job!) and learn from you, is something I’m forever grateful for

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All love to the PMs who wake up and tweet unsolicited nonsensical advice like "just because the user SAYS they DON'T want something, that thing might just save their life. A thread about reverse prioritization and how interviewing our users pets helped us real-"

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@npseaver Yeah but the thing about age is that you can now subtract 3 because of the pandemic.

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Instead of rejecting people, just say “I can’t, this conflicts with my brand style guide”

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Can you imagine having the confidence to post an “ask me anything” request on Instagram

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Selling two tickets to the sold out @TheGCBand show at @redroom939 tomorrow. SO BUMMED to miss this show I absolutely love this band.

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@traceyami He didn’t even mention how naturally hilarious he is!

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@traceyami @plamere I too am sorry Paul. I tried to tell them “people know all the music they need to know” but it was all “recs recs recs”

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@bencooper416 I’m sorry to hear this Ben ❤️

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@Jiminy_Kirket That’s why when I start a company: no meetings, no internet, communication solely through post it notes stuck to nearby cats. if the messages don’t get to you then so be it

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“He works in big pharma, raising the price of insulin, but does he ever think about what HE is worth” ok I’ll stop now

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On the next Queer Eye “He works at a funeral home laying OTHER people to rest, but does HE ever stop to rest”

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Queer Eye always focuses on people with the most inspiring jobs but like how funny would it be if there was a "he works in tech harvesting OTHER peoples data, but does he ever stop to think about HIS value, HIS data?"

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@mattbooshell the way im quoting my own tweet bc same: https://t.co/jb1xnOxfxC

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It all started when Tommy Sullivan, a gritty mobster played by Robert De Niro, accidentally becomes an Instagram influencer. Watch the cheugy hijinks ensue in the new series "Not Me Killing You!" on Peacock!

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It all started when Tommy Sullivan, a gritty mobster played by Robert De Niro, accidentally becomes an Instagram influencer. Watch the cheugy hijinks ensue in the new series "Not Me Killing You!" on Peacock!

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@quickcachemonet @plamere +1 to this ^^^^

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@thisisthequick @AMCTheatres Have it get to know you and recommend you movies. Maybe a different one every day. Maybe call it Your Daily Flix

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Then: *works at GE for 45 years, retires, small celebration*

Now: The last 3.5 years in the Grubhub family have changed my life. Together, this incredible team transformed food motion and it’s bittersweet to say goodbye. I still remember stepping foot in the office the very fir-

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@Jiminy_Kirket Cats don't drink water, thats just how they are! but also if they don't drink water they will die.