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[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

girls who dye their hair blonde are often scared to dye it any other color because the first time you do it the bleach cells get into your brain and tell u that people only like you bc you’re blonde. this is science actually

[Jeffree Star @JeffreeStar]

I’m going to give away $10,000 to 3 random people who retweet this tweet AND follows me! (If you don’t follow me, can’t DM you the money) Much love 💗

[michelle barker @michellebaarker]

*me, sunburnt* Other people who see my sunburn: “you should wear sunscreen next time!!” *me who wore sunscreen*: wow thank you I never thought of that!!!!

[michelle barker @michellebaarker]

I now dread the weekend because I cannot receive the impulsive orders I purchase on a whim unless it’s a week day???? Quarantine is weird

[michelle barker @michellebaarker]

As if I just waited a month for a new river dale episode and it’s a fucking musical episode????????

[michelle barker @michellebaarker]

As if life isn’t boring enough, @Snapchat decides to break????

[Jeffree Star @JeffreeStar]

I’m gonna give away $5,000 to 3 random people who retweets this and follows me! ❤️ Quarantine is lasting way longer than expected and I wanna keep helping out. Love you guys ⭐️

[michelle barker @michellebaarker]

@netflix do everyone a favour and put the rest of the Harry Potter movies up

[Jeffree Star @JeffreeStar]

I’m going to give away $30,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows Twitter Philanthropist @Pulte and Me!! (If you don’t follow us, we can’t DM you the money) Will show proof! Much love

[Strombone @strombone1]

As we see how precious life is and how it can be taken away from you in an instant. It is so important to take the time to listen, to care and to just be there for others especially those struggling with mental illness. Don’t be afraid to tell someone you love them #BellLetsTalk

[michelle barker @michellebaarker]

Absolutely terrifying how history is basically repeating itself and no ones doing anything about it 🤦🏼‍♀️

[michelle barker @michellebaarker]

OKAY but what new streaming platform is going to have the OC on it!?!?!!!!!

[michelle barker @michellebaarker]

@LeodTina Thank you 💕

[michelle barker @michellebaarker]

Really nice of my prof to allow us to completely generate our own essay topics, but like also no??? Pick it for me???? Help

[michelle barker @michellebaarker]

@LeodTina It’s just anything in Europe from post 1949-1960 🙃

[marian @gayrauder]

therapy: expensive

tom felton hugging a little girl and whispering that he’s a nice person unlike like draco: free https://t.co/1UpVRRELwN

[michelle barker @michellebaarker]

If anyone would like to pay my rent in a home near uvic so I don’t spend 2 hours a day on the bus I would not have any objections ????

[James @CaucasianJames]

nursing students are in the library right now pretending to study just highlighting random shit on their syllabus

[Eugene Gu, MD @eugenegu]

When an elephant was tasked with laying down logs in pre-dug holes, it outright refused when a dog was sleeping in one. It wouldn’t do anything until the dog left. Elephants have so much empathy and compassion for others. The owner of Jimmy Johns is a monster. #BoycottJimmyJohns

[alexa @alexabaxter]

No one talk to for at least 8 months that’s how long this will take to process. Goodbye.