M I C H E L L E B U R R

the cool mom version of me has a permanent place here

[M I C H E L L E B U R R @michelleburrtx]

More importantly…we still happy we freed Britney? 🤣

[M I C H E L L E B U R R @michelleburrtx]

Just a millennial hopping on Twitter again thanks to @elonmusk

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am i the only one who had years of subconscious ✨trauma✨ surface ever since becoming a mother…

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Freedom is not needing anyone to understand the choices you make as a mother.

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I don’t do half ass relationships. If I’m unsure of where I stand in your life, prepare for me to ghost with zero regrets.

[M I C H E L L E B U R R @michelleburrtx]

I swear someone can be weird to me ONCE & I’m out. If the vibe is off, so am I…permanently.

[M I C H E L L E B U R R @michelleburrtx]

my body is begging me for water and i’m like 👂🏼*iced coffee??*

[M I C H E L L E B U R R @michelleburrtx]

if the word moist triggers you it’s time to grow up

[M I C H E L L E B U R R @michelleburrtx]

i’ve never had any amount of insomnia until i became a mom…

[M I C H E L L E B U R R @michelleburrtx]

i literally cussed out my wifi router FOR NOTHIN #instagramdisabled

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a great day for kids to be grounded #instagramdisabled

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👋🏼 #instagramisdown

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‘twas only a matter of time… #instagramdisabled

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LMAO everyone’s on twitter now. it’s cracking me up.

[M I C H E L L E B U R R @michelleburrtx]

hopefully today influencers everywhere learned that you should have multiple streams of income aside from facebook and instagram 🙃😅

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hey babe we really need to get the house cleaned today..

what he hears: “hey babe you should spend half the day reorganizing the attic.”

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

“No Day Shall Erase You From The Memory of Time”

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@EvanKail Oh, speaking of therapy! Glad you mentioned that! Someone should back away from Twitter & address their mental health.

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If you *ever* need your baby to wake up from their nap…cook a warm meal. They will wake up juuuuust before that first bite.

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@EvanKail No part of 9/11 is something to laugh about. If you had an ounce of empathy, you’d understand that. That’s how you choose to “cope”? Making a mockery? Such a puss excuse for you to act that way. 👨🏻👗 Watch a 9/11 doc of heroes, real men, and take notes.

[M I C H E L L E B U R R @michelleburrtx]

tell me you belong to gen-z without telling me you belong to gen-z. the world is raising ignorant, heartless, entitled people. farewell morals & brains. farewell….

[Evan Kail (PAWN MAN) @EvanKail]

@MelissaOng69420 Prolly gonna crash and burn… relax and smoke weed I mean. Might learn how to take off but not land a plane if I have time.