Michelle Culp

when the going gets tough, I quit.

[Michelle Culp @michelledculp]

Did you guys catch the game of 1812 last night? #4nations 🇨🇦

[Michelle Culp @michelledculp]

Pretty sus that Taylor only announced her Canadian tour dates after Justin announced his divorce.

[Michelle Culp @michelledculp]

@thejonrandall @natashahopf I would start and finish with “Bitch Better Have My Money”

[Michelle Culp @michelledculp]

@natashahopf It’s all the free coffee.

[Michelle Culp @michelledculp]

@natashahopf Have you tried throwing a birthday party where everyone else gets gifts?

[Michelle Culp @michelledculp]

#Elxn44

[Michelle Culp @michelledculp]

@natashahopf You have to warn me when you plan a two-part tweet

[Michelle Culp @michelledculp]

@kellygunter @UrFavritAsshole I��m feeling hella attacked rn.

[Michelle Culp @michelledculp]

@natashahopf @sthomasmusicttr I’ll meet you guys at Gators next May 24 for a Pinot Grigio and a Pepsi. But not mixed together.

[Michelle Culp @michelledculp]

@natashahopf What a coincidence, I also have your mom in my phone as “Mom New?”

[Michelle Culp @michelledculp]

Can someone ask Australia what 2021 is like?

[Michelle Culp @michelledculp]

@natashahopf Just wait for the crossover “I forgot my mask so I can’t take my exam” panic dream.

[Michelle Culp @michelledculp]

My depression and insomnia after I stayed in bed until noon today

[Saturday Night Live @nbcsnl]

We'll see you tonight.

[Michelle Culp @michelledculp]

Me telling my friends about the guy that texts “sup?” after ghosting me every 2 weeks.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Keep the faith, guys. We’re gonna win this.

[Michelle Culp @michelledculp]

Me when anyone asks how many days I’ve been unemployed

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

STOP THE COUNT!

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

It all comes down to Colty and his mother.

[Michelle Culp @michelledculp]

Sets Tinder location to the US and updates bio- “Do you have a beard and want to move to Canada pending the election results?”

[Jimmy Kimmel @jimmykimmel]

Excited to find out whose acceptance speech will get interrupted by Kanye

[Michelle Culp @michelledculp]

@natashahopf The tall one?